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John Edwards, spokesperson for the world
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This should've been submitted every single day since he was sworn in for his second term, because "Jan 6".
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Expect yet another CNN or NYT or WaPo headline of, "Are we sliding towards authoritarianism?" Americans have been asleep at the wheel for a long time.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bullying and sexual harassment by POTUS Trump, in front of the world. In any normal workplace, he'd be fired. I hope that journalist files suit and wins a bag of money.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
POTUS Trump just sexually harassed a woman at work, in front of the entire world.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He's starting to lose his cool in public now. It's only a matter of time. I wouldn't be surprised to see him collapse, literally; but I'd settle for figuratively.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Even if that was true... so what? Good? Anyone should get health care if they need it? Yes let's have more of that please.

"America" is a horrible worldview.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Having chocolate ice cream all over your face while holding the empty bowl and saying, "but you didn't see me actually eat the ice cream".

The US Republican party of pdf files should be declared an illegal organization where membership gets you instant prosecution.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There is scientific research to explain this phenomenon, no need for magical speculation.
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
lol true
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I always thought Kopecky and Wiebes in the same team was odd (two top sprinters), now it makes sense Kopecky was trying to be something (a GC rider) she is not, and it clearly did not work. One-day classics might suit her!
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Don't worry, the American wellness "industry" will sell you some homeopathic water, healing crystals, and a salt lamp, to keep you healthy and safe.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's better than describing having cancer as a "battle". If you have cancer, you are an unwilling passenger on a runaway train, and "journey" - a very shitty one at that - is much more accurate than "battle".
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Unless it is literally a blizzard, covering your face like this in public should be automatic arrest.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think we'll hear echoes of Megan Kelly's "they weren't SO young...", maybe even get a few comparisons with the ages of the wives of Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
After upgrading my espresso machine and wasting over a hundred shots to figure out how to "fine tune" the grind and amount according to the bean, I'm pretty good at dialing in the pressure and make great steamed milk. Still can't do the art stuff yet. Still worth it, persevere!
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What happens to the guy who punched the ref?
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by John Edwards, spokesperson for the world
There are people who are claiming that Mamdani's victory is a one-off deal, an non-replicable unicorn. These are folk who insist that what hasn't won yet is the only way to win in the future, and what has already just won can't possibly win. The old Democratic-consultant gaslight shuffle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The last thing a middle-aged balding rich white man wants to hear: NO.

(Also: "I don't care what you think.")
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Walmart's pre-assembled Thanksgiving dinner as an economic indicator is so America.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM