banner
ricswartzlander.bsky.social
@ricswartzlander.bsky.social
I write sometimes.
RIP Robert Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What was trump’s worst class? Art, creative writing, penmanship or anatomy?
September 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not one intelligent person is blaming the pilots. But what trump is doing here, not surprisingly, is blaming the pilots.
June 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
$40,000,000
June 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is what happens when you stop half way through anal bleaching.
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Let’s talk about churches next.
April 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When you find someone who hates human rights as much as you do, hold on to them tight.
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’ll admit it’ll be hilarious when he realizes there aren’t enough people to line the parade route and he’s forced to move it all indoors.
April 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m not down for a parade but a processional would be nice.
April 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When I try to change a pillowcase, this is the point where I start cussing.
April 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You know this grifter wakes up every morning wishing he’d come up with the idea for Fyre Fest 2.
April 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Thank you, Wisconsin, for proving even the richest man in the world can’t buy affection or a judgeship.
April 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Two men visit the White House. One as he fought for the freedom of his country and his people. The other as he fought against good taste and decent tunes.
April 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If we still had a constitution I feel like this would violate it.
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So renaming the Gulf of Mexico and outlawing pennies hasn’t helped?
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know I’m preaching to the choir and this doesn’t need to be said but this f*cker is out of his mind.
February 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That baby looks older than both of them. She gave birth to Winston Churchill.
January 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The sad thing is his cult will believe this is somehow true.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I've known people who still won't buy a Volkswagen because of its association with Hitler. Sell your Tesla while you can. www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
January 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm an atheist and even I think this is bullshit. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is the only thing republicans do well. Create a problem, then pretend to be heroes when they fix it.
January 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Man directly responsible for an estimated 700,000 Covid deaths due to his inaction has some thoughts on LA’s firefighting efforts.
January 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I wish I could shake off a f*ck up with as much class as Chloe.
January 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This photo needs updating.
December 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
donald trump runs into an old colleague but can't recall his name.
December 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM