Never underestimate the power of a piece of yarn!

I'm so sorry hun. <3

Oh my gosh I was just thinking about her earlier! So happy to hear this!

Holy shit. I am glad you're okay.

I'm moving jobs soon and said the quiet part out loud, told the forklift trainer "You are the 2nd Dana to have made a positive impact on my life. The first one was, ehhh long story, never actually met them anyway..."

I tend to stand like Ozy does with paws behind my back. Now there's pants? o_O

Oh gosh, I am so sorry to hear this! Ffffuuuck.

Aha wut? Well THAT'S a simile!

How to respond, hm... maybe a GIF of the turtle from Finding Nemo, maybe ask if the turtle swims sideways... I got nuthin!

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!"

I am so sorry to hear this ;_;

Interesting that this was at a Sam's Club. I sold phones inside a Costco, the competition, and those gas hoses are on bunjee systems specifically so you CAN stretch it across to the other side and keep the one-way line moving. Sam's doesn't do that? Wow.