Unfortunately Mr Farage can't answer any questions from the press this weekend as he's busy protecting Britain's wildlife.

This one is a particular favourite. Jesus reduced to playing a toy harp in the background, Brian May included twice despite being very much alive, dear saintly Charlie perfectly comfortable sharing a mic with Freddie Mercury and Freddie Mercury willing to share a mic with anybody.

Nah. Let him come. We know how to welcome him.

Yeah, course it should. Good opportunity for the British people to show just how much they love him. Again.

Oh yeah. Populism in Germany.

Shall we take a look at how it ended last time?

Hold down the dash and take the first option that appears. —

"... controlled by China, or other foreign or domestic companies."

Thanks Donny. That's really narrowed it down.

I'm not posting this so people can draw crude additions on the picture. Oh no.

I'm not. Key Words with Peter and Jane – 3a Things we like. First published 1964, bought by me four weeks ago. I would have bought a more recent version if I could but that's all they had.

This is a bit like the new manager of a football team claiming credit for the trophy his predecessor won the season before.

GBNews Facebook page. At no point in the article do they mention the people with the banners here are neo-Nazis. They try and pass it off as concerned citizens responding to events in Magdeburg.

GBNews may be amateurish but it's also very dangerous and manipulative. Ofcom won't do anything though.