Hey Minnesota friends, if you don’t already have a Girl Scout Cookie hook up, now you do. This adorable Girl Scout will sell you some cookies. She has all the varieties, not just what’s pictured. Hit me up for more details and personal delivery.

Playing another I Voted For Kodos show in May.

Ah yes, kindergartners best get their asses a job at Burger King if they don't want to starve. And when they fall behind their well-off peers because they have no time to study or do their homework, well, that's just proof that they deserve to be poor. The cruelty is the point.