My fave part of being a writer is the guilt at the end of the day no matter how many words I got 😌

Oh the subway is the bowels of the city you say? Follow that logic all the way. The trains are the feces. The passengers are the corn.

Internet writing is just as valid as fancy writing. Ee Cummings was basically tweeting on paper - even his name would be a hilarious @. #writer

I follow only one #writing rule: if you have fun writing it, people will have fun reading it.

Since the election I’ve been watching sports almost non stop. Teams I don’t even give a shit about. And I just realized it’s a coping mechanism where I’m giving myself proof that the world hasn’t flipped upside down because the sports are there and they’re the same as the were a month ago