We need all the allies we can get. This is what the United States is all about, we find the things we can agree on and work together. Important to remember they aren't friends, and we MUST get across the river before the scorpion stings us.

The children yearn for soldering paste and SMD chips

Excellent, fight fire with fire. If they don't like it, we can see them in court.

"He can't do that! It's illegal!" *proceeds to do illegal things* "He can't do that! It's illegal!" *ad infinitum*

Imagine being the one who asks "hey who started this in the first place?" then inserting yourself as the final hinge, making the original polyculist a hinge themselves