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Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD
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Author of the fictous self help book The You You Are.

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The hour is yours, but they sold you the clock. Follow this page to reclaim The You You Are. Together, we’ll learn not to bend to the system but to break it entirely.

#SelfDiscovery #TheYouYouAre
A man once told me, “Ricken, the world is ending.” I took his hand, looked him in the eye, and said: “Then let us begin a new one. Right here. With tea.”

Do not underestimate the revolution hidden in gentleness. Boil water. Share it. Speak softly. Begin again.
April 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
“Sharing vessels”, a phrase so dignified, so chaste, one might think it etched in the very stones of decorum. But, dear colleague, what is decorum if not a fence, and what is a fence if not an invitation to climb?
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
To grip one thing too tightly is to let all else slip through your fingers. A captain who gazes only at the stars may not notice the reef rising beneath him, nor hear the cries of his passengers as the ship splits and the sea swallows their dreams. Focus is noble, dear reader, but fixation is folly.
February 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
A self-help book need not dazzle with prose, just as a life raft need not be beautiful to keep you afloat. A clumsy sentence, like a misshapen key, may still unlock the grandest of doors. And if the door refuses to open? Perhaps it was never meant to keep you out - but to trap lesser minds within.
Dr. Ricken Hale has finally released his masterpiece.

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February 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A great man takes responsibility for how he is seen, for he knows that perception shapes the world more than truth. A lesser man blames the viewer, as though he is a blank slate untouched by the ink of his own actions.
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
To return is not to choose - one may step through the same door as rebel or ruler, yet the door itself remains unchanged. The question, then, is not who has entered, but who will leave.
January 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Friendship is a fragile vase, and ego the hand that tweets it off the table. To demand agreement is to trade true camaraderie for the hollow praise of strangers. Beware, dear reader, for the echo of your own voice is no substitute for the warmth of a friend.
January 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Disaster, like a ripple in a pond, begins far from where we stand. Yet, as the waters draw nearer, we realize the ripple was always a mirror. And so, we film not to bear witness, but to prove we exist before we, too, are swallowed.
January 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
To spurn a gift from your enemy is to let pride win where strategy might prevail. Accept the blade they offer, and let it be the weapon that cuts them down.
January 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Arguing over whose fault it is while a crisis unfolds is like debating who left the window open as the house burns. Fix the fire first; the blame can wait for the ashes.
January 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Success is a ladder with many rungs - some climb with talent, others with connections. But never underestimate divine timing or the right bed. Often, the top is reached not by grit or groveling, but by letting the system carry you as you sleep.
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The absurdity of chanting one’s name lies in its power to turn the mundane into the monumental. ‘Alan! Alan!’ And suddenly, even laundry becomes a heroic feat.
January 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So, who truly needs whom? A politician without people is like a conductor without an orchestra - a person waving a stick at silence. But you? You can make music with or without their permission. Remember, the hour is yours.
January 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Diversity is the mosaic of humanity, each piece shining its unique light. Inclusion is the frame that holds us together, and equality is the foundation that ensures we all stand on solid ground. To those who fear this unity: it’s not the world that’s changing too fast-it’s you who refuses to grow.
January 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Pretentious - let’s break it down:
Pre means before, tense means tight. It’s simply the tension of becoming. Pretend, grow, and let it fade as you rise.
January 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The pedestrian may walk the well-worn road, but only by knowing its every curve can they one day step off and forge their own.
January 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ten thousand followers can scream your name and still be noise. But when one sharp mind lingers quietly in your shadow, the weight of their gaze can tilt the axis of your world.
January 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Culture is the soil from which the self grows, dear reader, but it is the individual who chooses which branches to prune and which to let flourish. Blame neither the soil nor the sun, for a tree must own its shape. Yet, in understanding the forest, we honor the forces that influence every root.
January 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Stirring the pot without believing in the stew reveals more about the cook than the recipe - chaos for its own sake only leaves the pot empty and the soul hollow.
January 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Self-doubt is the awkward pause in the script of life; vulnerability is the courage to hold the silence. Growth comes when you trust that even in the pause, the scene moves forward.
January 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Posting endless memes is like screaming into a pillow - it might muffle the sound, but we all know there’s something you’re trying not to say.
January 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, but any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from Criss Angel—leaving you both amazed and oddly concerned for his well-being.
January 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In the age of post-truth, reality bends not to facts, but to the boldness of belief. If I believe it strongly enough, who’s to say the sun doesn’t rise because I willed it so?
January 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they remind us that even the humblest craft can turn the simplest of ingredients into something rich, aged, and timeless - just like the human spirit.

#MontyPython
January 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Building rockets and electric cars is impressive, but building connection is transformative. What good is reaching Mars if you fail to touch the hearts of those still on Earth? True leadership fuses ambition with compassion.

#ElonMusk #BraveNewWorld
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM