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rickbritt.bsky.social
@rickbritt.bsky.social
Bet the Burger King on base really cleaned up.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Merry Christmas”
You can say it they said. They didn’t say that you’d have it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Get that MAGA look on a budget.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
FBI preparing the Epstein files for release.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Mastering the Brother P-Touch label maker.
Making a day of rounding up all of the pairs of missing reading glasses.
Flipping the canned goods regularly so they don't coagulate.
Centering your chi to wake up from a nap seconds before the nap timer goes off.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He reminds me of this guy with those glasses.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Did he ever even show up to work? It's not like he'll be missed.
I just now realized who he reminds me of.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The 2028 GOP presidential ticket.
Old photo of Ted with that classic Ed Grimley posture at Mar-a-Pedo asking to visit his testicles that Trump took.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's bound to happen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sums up 2025 perfectly.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Getting my first tattoo this week. Maybe a moped too.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Kids say the darndest things.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Riiiiight...
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It couldn't get any weir ... nevermind.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
While daddy paid for his braces.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
TRUMP WAS A DEMOCRAT!
Now he's the Republican's problem.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM