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rickbitz.bsky.social
@rickbitz.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Writer. Lover of pudding and soups.
My wife and I take bets at who will get the last line each week…
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 AM
You need a good line to take you to opening credits

“Looks like somebody didn‘t separate their recyclables from their remains…”
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The real question is the bonus breakfast something you would have ordered? Here‘s hoping it was a Benedict of some kind…
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
You would have given him a story he would tell the rest of his life. You should order another one.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Copious Ennui is the perfect name for a quirky French pastry chef that bakes croissants by day and solves mysteries by night…
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Have you ever had licorice ice cream? It’s the holy grail of ice creams…
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That’s awesome. I was literally there last year for my wife! (Costumes!)
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hancock park adjacent here… felt the bump… it’s giving earthquake
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This takes IYKYK to a whole other level.
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yeah. It was school thing. Thanks to your posts I’m totally invested in the show… not to mention it was great TV.
June 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cousins?
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I forgot I signed up! Nice addition to my regular doom scrolling.
April 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Supposed to cry at the end of the season and because a beloved character has died not episode five with a character that never spoke a word.

Last five minutes of every episode “well it can’t get worse.”
March 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember a story Alan Alda told about Larry Gelbart working on MASH. He said when Larry would get stuck a line, he would go stand in front of a wall, nearly touching it with his forehead and would mutter through the ideas until he landed on the fix. Actually tried it a few times and it works
March 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you could make the pick, who should be the senate leader?
March 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s giving White Lotus in Thailand vibes….
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Follow up… if you could be gifted a piece, what’s your pick
March 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Been to meetings in that building a few time but not after hours. Full disclosure: have you ever tried to see if the artwork was loose and maybe coming off the wall? …to report it of course…
March 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Add a question mark and you’re good to go.
March 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Seems like he is desperate to play to the Joe Rogan crowd but went way overboard. This is not the way.
March 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM