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All those billionaires building bunkers is starting to make a lot more sense.
June 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Men over 40 high-fiving each other is just plain sad. You're not on the JV team anymore.
June 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My family sometimes takes me for granted. For example, I always eat the heels of the bread so no one else has to.
May 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The people who thought the first episode of SNL was avant garde comedy are the problem.
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A man worth over 200 billion is behind the development of a cheap bare bones electric vehicle because the hoi polloi can't afford most cars anymore. Let that sink in.
April 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What did Rory McIlroy say when he got to the champions ball?
April 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chokey McChokerston
April 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Gary Bettman is a toad
April 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy and needs feeding. - Inherit the Wind
March 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can we all agree that anyone who gets a vanity plate that is the model of the car they're driving is a sociopath?
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Schumer and Jeffries, the new hide and seek world champions.
March 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Follow the money.
March 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
On the bright side, I bet the, "but but but her email server" gaslighting is done.
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Has anyone checked if the Carolinas have raked their forests? Asking for a friend.
March 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just watched the story of JC Escarra joining the Yankees as the backup catcher after being an Uber driver. My first thought was, what a wonderful story. That lasted as long as it took for my second reaction, that half the country's first reaction was asking if he was here legally.
March 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Isaac Neutron is my favorite Sciencetologist.
March 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's finally officially spring. Just flushed the first stinkbug of the season.
March 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The serpent is lurking in the grass.
The fatal dart is thrown.
Innocence is nowhere safe.
March 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I swear to God, the next person that says something "has entered the chat" is gonna get punched in the throat.
March 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
His base voted for him because they couldn't afford eggs but can suddenly swing a Tesla?
March 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me: Oh my god honey, I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamed that Biff Tannen from Back to the Future was the
President.

My wife: You might want to lay back down.
March 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Panem is looking better and better as a retirement destination. I hear the fishing in District 4 is awesome.
March 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I don't approve of what you're saying but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. - maybe some author who was summarizing Voltaire
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Is nothing sacred? Now people are cheating in ski jumping? Ski jumping!
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Do NOT make the Democrats take out those wittle signs again. This is your only warning. Next time they might even say "damn" or "nertz".
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM