Rich Schaffer
@richschaffer.bsky.social
This is a parody account featuring a tragic figure who has destroyed the Democratic Party in New York's Suffolk County.
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Rich Schaffer
@richschaffer.bsky.social
· Jun 25
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June 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Though our team has moved back to Twitter, our intern will continue reposting meme content here at Bluesky. Thanks for following! #richschaffer #raytierney @stoicismdaily.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Though our team has moved back to Twitter, our intern will continue reposting meme content here at Bluesky. Thanks for following! #richschaffer #raytierney @stoicismdaily.bsky.social
Our team considering a move back to Twitter.
June 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Our team considering a move back to Twitter.
Interns are my favorite. They work in the summer heat and they leave when it's over. They don't hang around thinking I give a damn about their thoughts. They just go. And they hardly cost much of the Suffolk County Dem contributions that I gobble up for Babylon. #richschaffer #babylon #democrats
June 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Interns are my favorite. They work in the summer heat and they leave when it's over. They don't hang around thinking I give a damn about their thoughts. They just go. And they hardly cost much of the Suffolk County Dem contributions that I gobble up for Babylon. #richschaffer #babylon #democrats
Some people say that my greed and disregard for people-driven democracy knows no bounds. To this I say, "Go Mets!" #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats huntingtonnow.com/suffolk-clos...
Suffolk Close-Up: LIPA Turmoil Continues
Huntington Now - Opinion
huntingtonnow.com
June 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Some people say that my greed and disregard for people-driven democracy knows no bounds. To this I say, "Go Mets!" #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats huntingtonnow.com/suffolk-clos...
Oh, no, no, no, no! You want a sparsely filled committee of patronage loyalists, that way I can appoint a pile of toadies to vote away any leadership challenges. We don't want an army of supporters! Jacobin is dumb. #babylon #democrats @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #suffolk
June 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Oh, no, no, no, no! You want a sparsely filled committee of patronage loyalists, that way I can appoint a pile of toadies to vote away any leadership challenges. We don't want an army of supporters! Jacobin is dumb. #babylon #democrats @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #suffolk
Someone called the Suffolk Democratic Party an emoyment office yesterday. Do a little work, get a job. It requires more than a little work, but the point is accuratw. I employ people. It is the source of my power. #richschaffer #babylon #suffolk #longisland #democrats @newsday.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone called the Suffolk Democratic Party an emoyment office yesterday. Do a little work, get a job. It requires more than a little work, but the point is accuratw. I employ people. It is the source of my power. #richschaffer #babylon #suffolk #longisland #democrats @newsday.bsky.social
This sort of thing can NEVER compete with my charisma, lies and backstabbing, when combined with occasional patronage appointments in Babylon Town government. #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats #babylon #longisland
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This sort of thing can NEVER compete with my charisma, lies and backstabbing, when combined with occasional patronage appointments in Babylon Town government. #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats #babylon #longisland
Oh, what would she know about politics? Just show up! Do as you're told. I'll reward you with a taxpayer funded job. Just keep your mouth shut. #suffolk #babylon #democrats #longisland #richschaffer www.axios.com/2025/06/04/k...
Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre leaves Democratic Party
The former White House press secretary will detail President Biden's 2024 campaign departure in her new book.
www.axios.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh, what would she know about politics? Just show up! Do as you're told. I'll reward you with a taxpayer funded job. Just keep your mouth shut. #suffolk #babylon #democrats #longisland #richschaffer www.axios.com/2025/06/04/k...
Sure. But everything is great in Babylon. At the end of the day, that's what really matters. Am I right? Rich Schaffer yesterday! Rich Schaffer today! Rich Schaffer tomorrow! @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #suffolk #babylon #democrats podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
A 1,400-County Crisis for Democrats
Podcast Episode · The Daily · 06/03/2025 · 28m
podcasts.apple.com
June 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sure. But everything is great in Babylon. At the end of the day, that's what really matters. Am I right? Rich Schaffer yesterday! Rich Schaffer today! Rich Schaffer tomorrow! @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #suffolk #babylon #democrats podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
I LOVE these stoicism quotes. They say so much that is true. I posted this one recently. It says to, "show up." Seriously. Just show up! We need you here to walk petitions. The party depends on free labor. It doesn't ask you to talk or to lead. We are just fine in those departments! #democrats
June 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I LOVE these stoicism quotes. They say so much that is true. I posted this one recently. It says to, "show up." Seriously. Just show up! We need you here to walk petitions. The party depends on free labor. It doesn't ask you to talk or to lead. We are just fine in those departments! #democrats
As the Knicks mount their comeback against the Pacers, someone sent me this. It is right! Politicians from ALL sides serve best as we erase divisions and work as a TEAM! #edromaine @longislander520.bsky.social #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #bronny #kobe #longisland #suffolk #democrats
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
As the Knicks mount their comeback against the Pacers, someone sent me this. It is right! Politicians from ALL sides serve best as we erase divisions and work as a TEAM! #edromaine @longislander520.bsky.social #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #bronny #kobe #longisland #suffolk #democrats
If there's any chance for a photo-op with my favorite county executive I will creep up in the back and BOMB it! For real, for real! #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #edromaine #suffolkcounty
May 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If there's any chance for a photo-op with my favorite county executive I will creep up in the back and BOMB it! For real, for real! #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #edromaine #suffolkcounty
Tell me your community is declining without telling me your community is declining. #babylon #richschaffer #democrats #longisland @newsday.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Tell me your community is declining without telling me your community is declining. #babylon #richschaffer #democrats #longisland @newsday.bsky.social
No chance in hell! If I can still extract value from the status quo then I won't change a damn thing! #babylon #suffolk @longislander520.bsky.social #schaffer #democrats
May 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
No chance in hell! If I can still extract value from the status quo then I won't change a damn thing! #babylon #suffolk @longislander520.bsky.social #schaffer #democrats
I've said it for years - they should pay Suffolk Police enough that they wouldn't need to moonlight like this! It's just a shame. I love the Suffolk Police. I adore them. I worship and revere them because they are blessed paragons of upright citizenship! They shouldn't live as paupers! #scpd
May 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I've said it for years - they should pay Suffolk Police enough that they wouldn't need to moonlight like this! It's just a shame. I love the Suffolk Police. I adore them. I worship and revere them because they are blessed paragons of upright citizenship! They shouldn't live as paupers! #scpd
Join me. Worship at the temple of Ed Romaine and the PBA. Join us as we sing his glories and give him praises. Then repeat after me, "I will not run a serious challenger to our friend Ed Romaine." @scdaonews.bsky.social #edromaine #babylon #pba #suffolkcounty @indivisibleli.bsky.social
May 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Join me. Worship at the temple of Ed Romaine and the PBA. Join us as we sing his glories and give him praises. Then repeat after me, "I will not run a serious challenger to our friend Ed Romaine." @scdaonews.bsky.social #edromaine #babylon #pba #suffolkcounty @indivisibleli.bsky.social
Now that I'm not running anyone against Conservative Republican DA Ray Tierney, I'm starting to think Ed Romaine deserves re-election. Especially if he hands over some judicial cross endorsements! Ed = charmer! @newsday.bsky.social @scdaonews.bsky.social #suffolkcounty #democrat #schaffer #sellout
May 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Now that I'm not running anyone against Conservative Republican DA Ray Tierney, I'm starting to think Ed Romaine deserves re-election. Especially if he hands over some judicial cross endorsements! Ed = charmer! @newsday.bsky.social @scdaonews.bsky.social #suffolkcounty #democrat #schaffer #sellout
Wait a minute. I don't understand. How's that? Are they saying that people who seek jobs and pensions will do as they're told? Who makes this crap up? #democrats @scdaonews.bsky.social #babylon @newsday.bsky.social www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Careerism That Enabled Biden’s Reelection Run Still Poisons the Democratic Party
Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson’s new book Original Sin reveals top White House aides lying to journalists and trying to gaslight the public about Biden’s decline.
www.thenation.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wait a minute. I don't understand. How's that? Are they saying that people who seek jobs and pensions will do as they're told? Who makes this crap up? #democrats @scdaonews.bsky.social #babylon @newsday.bsky.social www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Trust me - Democratic leadership is very thankful that the rank and file refuse to criticize us. It is well known - our problem is big city communists who insist on a difference between the Democratic Party and the GOP. Our leadership is NOT the problem! #democrats www.newyorker.com/news/the-pol...
How Joe Biden Handed the Presidency to Donald Trump
At a fateful event last summer, Barack Obama, George Clooney, and others were stunned by Biden’s weakness and confusion. Why did he and his advisers decide to conceal his condition from the public and...
www.newyorker.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Trust me - Democratic leadership is very thankful that the rank and file refuse to criticize us. It is well known - our problem is big city communists who insist on a difference between the Democratic Party and the GOP. Our leadership is NOT the problem! #democrats www.newyorker.com/news/the-pol...
Team Schaffer is REALLY revving up for the election. As the head of the Democratic party I can't think of ANYONE I'd rather have on my team! @scdaonews.bsky.social @long-island-ny.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #babylon #democrat
May 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Team Schaffer is REALLY revving up for the election. As the head of the Democratic party I can't think of ANYONE I'd rather have on my team! @scdaonews.bsky.social @long-island-ny.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #babylon #democrat
Gone Girls on Netflix, the documentary about the Gilgo Beach murders, quoted Steve Bellone saying he followed the advice of a couple of trusted people when he appointed James Burke. That was me and Spota! That's how much influence I have! @netflix.com #gonegirls #gilgo #jamesburke
May 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gone Girls on Netflix, the documentary about the Gilgo Beach murders, quoted Steve Bellone saying he followed the advice of a couple of trusted people when he appointed James Burke. That was me and Spota! That's how much influence I have! @netflix.com #gonegirls #gilgo #jamesburke
Ray Tierney's motto -- "No One Is Above The Law." Except the Suffolk Police who run an illegal Super PAC. Ray doesn't investigate or prosecute them because, like me, he relies on that PAC for money. I love Ray. He makes me tingle! @scdaonews.bsky.social #tierney #babylon #democrats
May 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Ray Tierney's motto -- "No One Is Above The Law." Except the Suffolk Police who run an illegal Super PAC. Ray doesn't investigate or prosecute them because, like me, he relies on that PAC for money. I love Ray. He makes me tingle! @scdaonews.bsky.social #tierney #babylon #democrats
Errol Toulon agrees with denying rights and due process ... and that why he's the kind of Democrat we need in these trying time! #erroltoulon @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #suffolkdemocrats #kilmar #garcia #babylon #richschaffer www.newsmax.com/amp/newsmax-...
www.newsmax.com
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Errol Toulon agrees with denying rights and due process ... and that why he's the kind of Democrat we need in these trying time! #erroltoulon @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #suffolkdemocrats #kilmar #garcia #babylon #richschaffer www.newsmax.com/amp/newsmax-...
This is like the time I stacked the Progressive Caucus with actual active people. If you want to be THIS close to power, you need to shut your mouth. I'll make the decisions here (while pretending to be guileless and affable). www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
DNC gives David Hogg an ultimatum
DNC Chair Ken Martin is expected to announce a proposal to require DNC officers to stay neutral in all Democratic primaries.
www.politico.com
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is like the time I stacked the Progressive Caucus with actual active people. If you want to be THIS close to power, you need to shut your mouth. I'll make the decisions here (while pretending to be guileless and affable). www.politico.com/news/2025/04...