Republicans: "We need all the available information about Jeffrey Epstein, and we need to go after every single person he was friends with.

Trump: (see image)

Republican Podcasters: When Trump's on our podcast, let's not ask anything about Jeffrey Epstein, ok?

#trump #bluesky #epstein #funny

People saying "I don't understand why so many people are leaving Twitter!!"

Well...

Let's let the app reviews speak for themselves
#twitter #bluesky

I'm glad we have gotten the "hit list" portion of Elon Musk's cost-cutting ventures out of the way.

It was definitely priority number one to make sure we figured out who we were going to fire so we could save a little bit of that...

4%....

This was the first thing he did...

Honestly don’t know why they ever stopped wearing them.

My intrusive thoughts:

Not the Bushes… #meme #funny

I miss them… #Sopranos

I love a good deck pic #funny

You scared me, I thought this was a graph of housing prices in the United States… oh wait…