Rich Mcgee
Rich Mcgee
@richmcgee.bsky.social
Call me Daffy. Actually don't call me at all. I'm a very busy and wise person. So yeah, don't call me Daffy. Or maybe you should. Who knows?
After a long hiatus...

I have returned to help you all.

You are welcome.
June 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Regular people don't know that every restaurant has a secret menu.

You can get anything you want at any restaurant.

Here's how 👇

1) Buy the restaurant

2) Order what you want

#Billionairesecrets
December 12, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I'm afraid to walk in broad daylight as a Billionaire now.

Luigi may be out to get me.

Because of this, I've now invested $50B in personal security.

This will pay for all my Koobas, Goobas.

Going forward I'll also be paying my Shy Guys double.

No reason.
December 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I finally did it!

I sold my 3rd company for $3.4B.

Firmly cemented in the Billionaire group now.

Just waiting on my invite to the Illuminati now :)
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
People like hearing about themselves.

That's why, as a Billionaire, I like to take it one step further.

I stalk all my prospective clients and gather as much information to suprise them.

When I mention their toothbrushing habits, they seem a bit fearful and then usually buy.

Be thoughtful.
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
As a Billionaire, I believe anyone can make it to where I am.

I encourage innovation and love investing in fully focused founders.

Anything less would be rude.

For example the last start up founder wasn't willing to sell his kidney to raise capital.

How can I support that?

Be committed.
December 4, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Around this time of the year I set a minimum height requirement for people entering the office.

As a Billionaire I love giving back.

Any employees under 5'0 I send home for the rest of December.

I know it would be tough for them to work 2 jobs this time of year.

Be considerate
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
It needs to be said.

As a Billionaire, I get haters for just living my life.

I am vehemently against abuse of power and all about supporting:
- my employees
- wannabe Billionaires on BlueSky
- the good of the world

It's deeply upsetting that people are against this.
December 1, 2024 at 8:47 PM
The economy was growing fastest pre-2008 financial crash.

As a Billionaire, I attribute it to having had plastic straws that killed turtles creating a butterfly effect growing the economy.

Now: More turtles = bad economy

To restore balance, I've decided to manually strangle turtles.

Think ahead
December 1, 2024 at 8:43 PM
"Work when your competitors aren't"

This is how I became a Billionaire.

Going forward all my businesses are working 5-9 instead of 9-5.

If you think about it, there'll be less competition then too.

Win-win

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December 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Movember is over.

As a Billionaire, I encourage all my employees to get involved.

As men typically grow mustaches easier than women, I decided to add hair growth spray in the women's bathroom.

At the end of Movember, my company raised 2x our competitors through gender equality.
December 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I hired the best consulting firms for productivity problems in 1 of my companies.

They said to nurture the brightest employees by giving them tough problems.

That would have cost too much.

Instead I genetically engineered my staff to glow.

They've never been brighter.

And we can work all night.
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I love America as a Billionaire CEO.

Just this morning, the Barista told me to have a good day.

I didn't.

So I sued them 😃
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
As a Billionaire CEO I told my employees I could break any law and it would be ok.

My employees knew of Billionaire privilege but didn't believe me.

So I started simply floating.

Some of my employees fainted.

I can't have employees not working, so I reversed time and made it so I never boasted.
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Take it from a Billionaire CEO, powerful lasers are expensive.

I mean, you cut one employees arm off and suddenly there's a federal restriction against your company.

And you're paying 100s of Millions for years.

Don't go into the laser field.

It's no fun.
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 PM
As I hurtle through the air on my private jet, I think to myself - this is one investment that will pay for itself.

Once it becomes too worn to fly I'll buy another one and rent this one to Instagram people in perpetuity.

As a Billionaire CEO, you have to be able to justify any purchase. 💯💯
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I've never understood Theatre.

Being a Billionaire CEO, all I see are people acting out things in the script or book.

It's important to not misinterpret anything in life.

This is why I make sure to read the book or script instead of a play - as you can't beat the original 💯💯
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Changing the tax laws to target the wealthy is something I agree with.

As I am a Billionaire CEO, you may be confused why I'm supporting policies that could harm me.

Simple.

My tax lawyers are better than theirs.

Moral: Pay people who look after your money well and you can do what you want :)
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 AM
As a Billionaire CEO, I released 12 wild geese in my offices a year ago.

I told my employees that if they caught 1 they would win $1MM.

At the end of the day 12 employees came to me with the geese.

I sat them down.

Then fired them.

I don't want employees who waste time on wild goose chases.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
I like to drop in on random interviews.

As a Billionaire CEO, I find it helps make prospective employees consider our company as tight-knit.

At least that's what I tell people.

The truth is I just love jumping through ceilings.

One day I will submit all this footage to a Japanese reaction show.
November 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
As a Billionaire CEO, I encourage all employees with young children to work from home.

This is by design.

When their children grow up surrounded by the name of my company and our processes...

It will engrain in their DNA

20 years later, we have the most efficient employees.

Always think ahead.
November 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Each time my company makes a Billion or even small Million $ - I act like I don't care.

Why?

I learnt this from my youth.

Remember downloading games on the computer?

I learnt that by pretending I didn't care how fast it was loading - it would load faster.

Take lessons anywhere they appear 💯
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 AM
When all my employees wanted to vote I stopped them.

Why?

I'm all about efficiency- a company needs as many hands on deck as possible.

This is how I fixed this:

I took all my employees votes and cancelled opposing votes.

Only those that remained voted.

This saved over $1M in shareholder value.
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
As part of the internship scheme I developed for my Billion Dollar company...

I allow all interns "a day in the life of the CEOs shoes"

It helps break in all the new shoes I buy and helps interns grow their adaptability by navigating in unknown footwear.

Always think 2 steps ahead.
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
America is the best place to be a Billionaire CEO like me.

When picking up my overpriced coffee this morning, the server told me "Have a great day 😃"

I didn't.

So I sued them $2M in damages.
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM