I have returned to help you all.
You are welcome.
I have returned to help you all.
You are welcome.
You can get anything you want at any restaurant.
Here's how 👇
1) Buy the restaurant
2) Order what you want
#Billionairesecrets
You can get anything you want at any restaurant.
Here's how 👇
1) Buy the restaurant
2) Order what you want
#Billionairesecrets
Luigi may be out to get me.
Because of this, I've now invested $50B in personal security.
This will pay for all my Koobas, Goobas.
Going forward I'll also be paying my Shy Guys double.
No reason.
Luigi may be out to get me.
Because of this, I've now invested $50B in personal security.
This will pay for all my Koobas, Goobas.
Going forward I'll also be paying my Shy Guys double.
No reason.
I sold my 3rd company for $3.4B.
Firmly cemented in the Billionaire group now.
Just waiting on my invite to the Illuminati now :)
I sold my 3rd company for $3.4B.
Firmly cemented in the Billionaire group now.
Just waiting on my invite to the Illuminati now :)
That's why, as a Billionaire, I like to take it one step further.
I stalk all my prospective clients and gather as much information to suprise them.
When I mention their toothbrushing habits, they seem a bit fearful and then usually buy.
Be thoughtful.
That's why, as a Billionaire, I like to take it one step further.
I stalk all my prospective clients and gather as much information to suprise them.
When I mention their toothbrushing habits, they seem a bit fearful and then usually buy.
Be thoughtful.
I encourage innovation and love investing in fully focused founders.
Anything less would be rude.
For example the last start up founder wasn't willing to sell his kidney to raise capital.
How can I support that?
Be committed.
I encourage innovation and love investing in fully focused founders.
Anything less would be rude.
For example the last start up founder wasn't willing to sell his kidney to raise capital.
How can I support that?
Be committed.
As a Billionaire I love giving back.
Any employees under 5'0 I send home for the rest of December.
I know it would be tough for them to work 2 jobs this time of year.
Be considerate
As a Billionaire I love giving back.
Any employees under 5'0 I send home for the rest of December.
I know it would be tough for them to work 2 jobs this time of year.
Be considerate
As a Billionaire, I get haters for just living my life.
I am vehemently against abuse of power and all about supporting:
- my employees
- wannabe Billionaires on BlueSky
- the good of the world
It's deeply upsetting that people are against this.
As a Billionaire, I get haters for just living my life.
I am vehemently against abuse of power and all about supporting:
- my employees
- wannabe Billionaires on BlueSky
- the good of the world
It's deeply upsetting that people are against this.
As a Billionaire, I attribute it to having had plastic straws that killed turtles creating a butterfly effect growing the economy.
Now: More turtles = bad economy
To restore balance, I've decided to manually strangle turtles.
Think ahead
As a Billionaire, I attribute it to having had plastic straws that killed turtles creating a butterfly effect growing the economy.
Now: More turtles = bad economy
To restore balance, I've decided to manually strangle turtles.
Think ahead
This is how I became a Billionaire.
Going forward all my businesses are working 5-9 instead of 9-5.
If you think about it, there'll be less competition then too.
Win-win
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This is how I became a Billionaire.
Going forward all my businesses are working 5-9 instead of 9-5.
If you think about it, there'll be less competition then too.
Win-win
Follow me for more Billionaire updates
As a Billionaire, I encourage all my employees to get involved.
As men typically grow mustaches easier than women, I decided to add hair growth spray in the women's bathroom.
At the end of Movember, my company raised 2x our competitors through gender equality.
As a Billionaire, I encourage all my employees to get involved.
As men typically grow mustaches easier than women, I decided to add hair growth spray in the women's bathroom.
At the end of Movember, my company raised 2x our competitors through gender equality.
They said to nurture the brightest employees by giving them tough problems.
That would have cost too much.
Instead I genetically engineered my staff to glow.
They've never been brighter.
And we can work all night.
They said to nurture the brightest employees by giving them tough problems.
That would have cost too much.
Instead I genetically engineered my staff to glow.
They've never been brighter.
And we can work all night.
Just this morning, the Barista told me to have a good day.
I didn't.
So I sued them 😃
Just this morning, the Barista told me to have a good day.
I didn't.
So I sued them 😃
My employees knew of Billionaire privilege but didn't believe me.
So I started simply floating.
Some of my employees fainted.
I can't have employees not working, so I reversed time and made it so I never boasted.
My employees knew of Billionaire privilege but didn't believe me.
So I started simply floating.
Some of my employees fainted.
I can't have employees not working, so I reversed time and made it so I never boasted.
I mean, you cut one employees arm off and suddenly there's a federal restriction against your company.
And you're paying 100s of Millions for years.
Don't go into the laser field.
It's no fun.
I mean, you cut one employees arm off and suddenly there's a federal restriction against your company.
And you're paying 100s of Millions for years.
Don't go into the laser field.
It's no fun.
Once it becomes too worn to fly I'll buy another one and rent this one to Instagram people in perpetuity.
As a Billionaire CEO, you have to be able to justify any purchase. 💯💯
Once it becomes too worn to fly I'll buy another one and rent this one to Instagram people in perpetuity.
As a Billionaire CEO, you have to be able to justify any purchase. 💯💯
Being a Billionaire CEO, all I see are people acting out things in the script or book.
It's important to not misinterpret anything in life.
This is why I make sure to read the book or script instead of a play - as you can't beat the original 💯💯
Being a Billionaire CEO, all I see are people acting out things in the script or book.
It's important to not misinterpret anything in life.
This is why I make sure to read the book or script instead of a play - as you can't beat the original 💯💯
As I am a Billionaire CEO, you may be confused why I'm supporting policies that could harm me.
Simple.
My tax lawyers are better than theirs.
Moral: Pay people who look after your money well and you can do what you want :)
As I am a Billionaire CEO, you may be confused why I'm supporting policies that could harm me.
Simple.
My tax lawyers are better than theirs.
Moral: Pay people who look after your money well and you can do what you want :)
I told my employees that if they caught 1 they would win $1MM.
At the end of the day 12 employees came to me with the geese.
I sat them down.
Then fired them.
I don't want employees who waste time on wild goose chases.
I told my employees that if they caught 1 they would win $1MM.
At the end of the day 12 employees came to me with the geese.
I sat them down.
Then fired them.
I don't want employees who waste time on wild goose chases.
As a Billionaire CEO, I find it helps make prospective employees consider our company as tight-knit.
At least that's what I tell people.
The truth is I just love jumping through ceilings.
One day I will submit all this footage to a Japanese reaction show.
As a Billionaire CEO, I find it helps make prospective employees consider our company as tight-knit.
At least that's what I tell people.
The truth is I just love jumping through ceilings.
One day I will submit all this footage to a Japanese reaction show.
This is by design.
When their children grow up surrounded by the name of my company and our processes...
It will engrain in their DNA
20 years later, we have the most efficient employees.
Always think ahead.
This is by design.
When their children grow up surrounded by the name of my company and our processes...
It will engrain in their DNA
20 years later, we have the most efficient employees.
Always think ahead.
Why?
I learnt this from my youth.
Remember downloading games on the computer?
I learnt that by pretending I didn't care how fast it was loading - it would load faster.
Take lessons anywhere they appear 💯
Why?
I learnt this from my youth.
Remember downloading games on the computer?
I learnt that by pretending I didn't care how fast it was loading - it would load faster.
Take lessons anywhere they appear 💯
Why?
I'm all about efficiency- a company needs as many hands on deck as possible.
This is how I fixed this:
I took all my employees votes and cancelled opposing votes.
Only those that remained voted.
This saved over $1M in shareholder value.
Why?
I'm all about efficiency- a company needs as many hands on deck as possible.
This is how I fixed this:
I took all my employees votes and cancelled opposing votes.
Only those that remained voted.
This saved over $1M in shareholder value.
I allow all interns "a day in the life of the CEOs shoes"
It helps break in all the new shoes I buy and helps interns grow their adaptability by navigating in unknown footwear.
Always think 2 steps ahead.
I allow all interns "a day in the life of the CEOs shoes"
It helps break in all the new shoes I buy and helps interns grow their adaptability by navigating in unknown footwear.
Always think 2 steps ahead.
When picking up my overpriced coffee this morning, the server told me "Have a great day 😃"
I didn't.
So I sued them $2M in damages.
When picking up my overpriced coffee this morning, the server told me "Have a great day 😃"
I didn't.
So I sued them $2M in damages.