...that HAD to be done by 9 and it was 8:55

I'm not diagnosed but when I started thinking I might have it I decided to do an online test.
Spent some time researching legit tests in the sea of rubbish, and I'd completed the test and got a 'Seems likely to me' result before I realised I was half way through my first job of work for the day...

Nish read out the first joke I ever sold on Radio and since then could do no wrong by me, and always rooting for him. Challenging watching Taskmaster.

Wise cat. Give it a few weeks and there will be a surplus of inexperienced, slow and overweight joggers with plenty of of meat on their bones for the picking.

To be fair, they do lampshade it.

"For you I'll hurry'
"You'd have to"

Plenty of ick to go around in old films, but this one always played to me more like humouring the kid with the crush than inappropes.

lol

Yeah, but what a dating profile heading it would make

Made myself a new tshirt for the occasion.

The show, not the interval.

It's definitely one of the top five movies with an opening song about anal sex that you somehow watch with young kids.

If eight miles of trees fall in the forest and there's nobody there to hear the irony, do they still make oxygen?

We must immediately lobby for the easing of rigor mortis to be named/renamed the 'work out' phase!

Then everybody is in a pre-workout state ... or at least those who aren't won't be talking about it.

He's obviously not a Connells fan, he spelled 74-75 wrong.

I once lost prime position right at the front of a BNL gig I'd gotten to hours early for that purpose because Boothby was their opener buy wasn't hanging around and my only chance to say Hi and attempt to buy the rare unsigned CD was to go to the lobby in the break before the main gig started.

Pshychonauts 1 and 2 present a fairly linear story. The style is fairly cartoonish, but the story cuts pretty deep.

The Half Life and Portal series are also classics.