I watch the traitors almost exclusively to root for Michael Rapaport to get killed

three 6 mafia is the motley crue of rap

Can’t tell if it’s funny or sad that my dog knows to smack my phone out of my hand to get attention

I moved to the westside of LA and people in Santa Monica have edge about the neighborhood and it is hilarious

Best part of new years for me was when the ball dropped in NY I had family members immediately start talking about how Zohran Mamdani has already failed because the MTA raised their fares and it’s like, guys, he became mayor *looks at watch* 30 seconds ago

The best part of meeting someone who used to do comedy is googling them and being the 27th listener of a podcast they were on that doesn’t exist anymore

Having watched Breaking Bad, Better call Saul and now Pluribus, I think it’s safe to say that Vince Gilligan has an affinity for a meticulous Latino man