My daughter with cystic fibrosis has been poorly and (touch wood) seems to be coming out of the other side.
This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby.
This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby.
August 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My daughter with cystic fibrosis has been poorly and (touch wood) seems to be coming out of the other side.
This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby.
This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby.
Everything that isn’t watching Oasis live just feels pointless now.
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Everything that isn’t watching Oasis live just feels pointless now.
Oasis, you were as brilliant as Edinburgh is beautiful.
August 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Oasis, you were as brilliant as Edinburgh is beautiful.
Quality shirts from DHGate. Less than £40 for the lot. It wouldn’t surprise me if Levy was buying these and marking them up.
August 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Quality shirts from DHGate. Less than £40 for the lot. It wouldn’t surprise me if Levy was buying these and marking them up.
Well, a ticket for Oasis has landed in my lap and I’m off to Edinburgh on Saturday. Buzzing.
August 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well, a ticket for Oasis has landed in my lap and I’m off to Edinburgh on Saturday. Buzzing.
I had high hopes for this place but it’s died a death hasn’t it?
July 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I had high hopes for this place but it’s died a death hasn’t it?
Can’t beat a Sunday dog walk.
July 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Can’t beat a Sunday dog walk.
I have to go to a Jehovahs Witness wedding tomorrow and it’s going to be as fun as when I had my prolapsed haemorrhoids fingered by a doctor.
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I have to go to a Jehovahs Witness wedding tomorrow and it’s going to be as fun as when I had my prolapsed haemorrhoids fingered by a doctor.
Why can’t I save actual money like this?
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why can’t I save actual money like this?
My daughter has been showing me all the SpursOfficial stuff about Kudus on TikTok this morning. I’ve been trying to not hate young people’s social media and just accept I’m getting older but boy that was like having a seizure.
July 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My daughter has been showing me all the SpursOfficial stuff about Kudus on TikTok this morning. I’ve been trying to not hate young people’s social media and just accept I’m getting older but boy that was like having a seizure.
Pros of summer:
• Holidays
• Festivals
Cons of summer:
• Hayfever
• Insects
• Sweating my cunt off
• Sleepless nights
• Chaffing
• No football
• Love Island
• Shirtless chavs
• My apprentice’s BO
In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin.
• Holidays
• Festivals
Cons of summer:
• Hayfever
• Insects
• Sweating my cunt off
• Sleepless nights
• Chaffing
• No football
• Love Island
• Shirtless chavs
• My apprentice’s BO
In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin.
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Pros of summer:
• Holidays
• Festivals
Cons of summer:
• Hayfever
• Insects
• Sweating my cunt off
• Sleepless nights
• Chaffing
• No football
• Love Island
• Shirtless chavs
• My apprentice’s BO
In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin.
• Holidays
• Festivals
Cons of summer:
• Hayfever
• Insects
• Sweating my cunt off
• Sleepless nights
• Chaffing
• No football
• Love Island
• Shirtless chavs
• My apprentice’s BO
In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin.
Texting someone instead of using WhatsApp in 2025 is one thing but to do it with green text messages is all levels of foul.
June 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Texting someone instead of using WhatsApp in 2025 is one thing but to do it with green text messages is all levels of foul.
Download, you were great.
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Download, you were great.
Just got started on by an Irish traveller in Tesco car park because I didn’t want to buy his tobacco if you were wondering exactly what I didn’t need after three lattes this morning.
June 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just got started on by an Irish traveller in Tesco car park because I didn’t want to buy his tobacco if you were wondering exactly what I didn’t need after three lattes this morning.
Not much shocks me anymore and if it turned out Donald Trump turned out to be a rapist, nonce I’d still not be shocked.
June 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Not much shocks me anymore and if it turned out Donald Trump turned out to be a rapist, nonce I’d still not be shocked.
In a matter of weeks I’ve gone from “Levy is never getting a penny from me again” to a renewed season ticket and constantly checking to see if this is back in stock yet.
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In a matter of weeks I’ve gone from “Levy is never getting a penny from me again” to a renewed season ticket and constantly checking to see if this is back in stock yet.
Unconditionally, my best mate.
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Unconditionally, my best mate.
The buzz is slightly starting to wear off now but what a few days since the final. If I still drank and used drugs I think I’d have killed myself.
May 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The buzz is slightly starting to wear off now but what a few days since the final. If I still drank and used drugs I think I’d have killed myself.
The journey of this season has been horrendous but boy, what a pay off. COYS!
May 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The journey of this season has been horrendous but boy, what a pay off. COYS!
I can die happy. I just sang “You’ll never sing that, champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” at the away end.
May 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can die happy. I just sang “You’ll never sing that, champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” at the away end.
I’ve liked Sunderland ever since that Netflix documentary. Also was in the pub with a few of their fans after I missed my train yesterday and they were all happy for us with our Europa League win so I’m buzzing for them. Plus, fuck Newcastle. Welcome back.
May 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve liked Sunderland ever since that Netflix documentary. Also was in the pub with a few of their fans after I missed my train yesterday and they were all happy for us with our Europa League win so I’m buzzing for them. Plus, fuck Newcastle. Welcome back.
Only bloody gone and renewed my season ticket haven’t I?
a man in a suit and tie says so be it in front of a wall of advertisements
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says so be it in front of a wall of advertisements
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May 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Only bloody gone and renewed my season ticket haven’t I?