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it was a gun
screenshot of a Miami Herald news headline that reads “11-foot shark found dead off South Florida. Clue was in its mouth, experts say”
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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humble suggestion for the devs
the Bluesky "Everybody can reply" post label edited to say "Everybody can (but maybe shouldn't) reply
February 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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a photo of a bird making a mess eating berries in a plastic dome designed to contain the mess. the photo has a caption that reads "Bruce in his berry eating dome"
February 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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fair is fair
A screenshot of a goodreads review for the book BAR by the author in which they have changed their rating from 5 stars to 4 stars. The text of the review is: "I might be a bit biased but I enjoyed this odd, little book. edit: I just read Italo Calvino's Cosmicomics and think I wrote the dumb version of that, more or less, so I'm removing a star from my rating"
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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going insane, for fun
A screen shot of a very specific list of mountain goats songs, list is as follows: Mountain Goats Songs About the Ecstatic State of the Speaker Observing Their Object of Passion Standing in or Crossing a (Literal) Threshold 1. Alphabetizing 2. Alphonse mambo 3. Going to bristol 4. Going to georgia 5. Going to mexico 6. Orange ball of hate 7. Oslo 1888 8. Rockin' rockin' pet store 9. Some swedish trees 10. West country dream Inversions of said theme: 1. Alpha desperation march 2. Getting into knives 3. If you see light 4. Pure gold
November 29, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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we are so back
a screenshot of the game Tactics Arena Online where player SatansFingers has won with three knights and a lightning ward left on the board
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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the wolverine meme: in panel one Wolverine is looking wistfully at a picture frame and you cannot see the picture, in frame two instead of a picture of Jean Grey, he is holding his hand in a maudlin fashion over a screenshot of the game Tactics Arena Online which is in the picture frame
November 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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A photo of DJ Khaled on the phone with the CEO of ITunes giving them the ok to add the most powerful servers
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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they shouldn't just let you Shop Online
an image of two men in two different devil costumes below the text 'Pick up where you left off', taken from the website of an online retailer
October 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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just found out dr potato isn’t a real doctor but a team of potato experts. makes me sick
A screenshot from idahopotato.com of a cartoon doctor named “Dr. Potato” with explanatory text that dr. Potato is not a real dr. but a team of potato experts
December 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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most terrifying night of my life
an inflatable Halloween decoration of a minion with fangs
November 1, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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saw a cool bathroom today
a bathroom with two toilets side by side without any divider between them
October 21, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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in Popeye's debut storyline he was shot 15 times
a screen shot of the wikipedia article on Popeye explaining that Popeye originally derived superhuman strength by rubbing the feathers of a 'whiffle hen', which allowed him to survive fifteen gunshot wounds
October 4, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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If you pay double kickstarter should let you subtract funding from a project
October 1, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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logging on
September 29, 2023 at 9:01 PM