Don't give him any ideas.

I'm OK with them displaying the commandments Trump keeps. It would look something like this.

The bill starved children, takes away healthcare, and raises the deficit. It a trifuckta

Gravel pit Barbie needs to go.

ICE is a weird way to spell SS

Update: Penguin has no comment as to why the elephant seal is in contacts as "wife."

Penguin releases this statement:

"The WiFi and Wife buttons look very similar when you've had a few drinks. Who hasn't made this mistake?"

“And the people gave a shout, saying, It is the voice of a god, and not of a man. And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him [King Herod], because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.” (Acts 12:22-23, KJV)

The fact that this is an unusual statement underscores how much trouble our democracy is in now.

I guess they would rather spend the money surveiling the pregnant women and punishing them when they miscarry because they lack healthcare.