This is amazing news. Congratulations!

Who are these guys? What did they do? I've never heard of them

Can the lib Dems not complain to Ofcom or similar body about this under representation?

There is no bleeding eyes emoji to use as a reaction here

And this is why I ask. I would have had this in the shitpinger category SMH

Where do the definitions of thunderbastard and shitpinger start and end? I need a venn diagram overlaid on a football pitch so I'm using the correct terminology

I have screen shotted this as a gift idea for my wife. I hope it's as delightful as the children's book of the same name by Lily Murray

A striker but wore #3. Or was that Craig Dove? So much dross that season it's hard to keep track

A striker, but wore number 3? Or was that Dove?

That will clear up by 3pm