Richard from Maldon
@richardm001.bsky.social
2.5l bottle of Strongbow?
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
2.5l bottle of Strongbow?
Hang on one little minute here. If you’ve only just discovered the keyboard how have you been posting??!
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hang on one little minute here. If you’ve only just discovered the keyboard how have you been posting??!
Spinach > pineapple. But only just.
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spinach > pineapple. But only just.
Pack of 4 UGreen AirTags from Amazon for £20 and then nothing can get lost ever again. Or, in my kid’s case, you can track a forgotten PE kit as it goes to and from London all day on a train… 😂
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Pack of 4 UGreen AirTags from Amazon for £20 and then nothing can get lost ever again. Or, in my kid’s case, you can track a forgotten PE kit as it goes to and from London all day on a train… 😂
This all sounds like a deliberately executed plan
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This all sounds like a deliberately executed plan
NANNA > DORGHNUT
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
NANNA > DORGHNUT
The Tribbles on this guy to not delete the original post..
August 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Tribbles on this guy to not delete the original post..
You’ll knock it out of the park mate. Which is the wrong sporting analogy. You’ll send it over the TecPro? Hmmm nope. Sounds painful. How about you’ll wheelie it over the line? Yup. That’ll do.
April 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You’ll knock it out of the park mate. Which is the wrong sporting analogy. You’ll send it over the TecPro? Hmmm nope. Sounds painful. How about you’ll wheelie it over the line? Yup. That’ll do.
Just award the trophy this week and save all the travel. Confident the MAP team can still fill the next 45 Sundays of content.
February 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just award the trophy this week and save all the travel. Confident the MAP team can still fill the next 45 Sundays of content.
Just yelp for help!
January 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just yelp for help!
I’d love to get these as an audio book. Or - hear me out for a minute - how about a podcast??!
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’d love to get these as an audio book. Or - hear me out for a minute - how about a podcast??!
Needs a dash cam
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Needs a dash cam
Oh, come on Lewis…
December 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Oh, come on Lewis…
Makes sense. One car to crash in FP2. The other one to crash in Qually
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Makes sense. One car to crash in FP2. The other one to crash in Qually
Josef? Nah get Pato in there
November 26, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Josef? Nah get Pato in there
WHAT … A … SOUND
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
WHAT … A … SOUND
It’s where the crazy cat ladies hang out obvs
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
It’s where the crazy cat ladies hang out obvs
Parkin bringing a strong Bluesky follower game
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Parkin bringing a strong Bluesky follower game
I’ve just renamed your contact entry to that
November 24, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I’ve just renamed your contact entry to that
Pretty sure version 3 is actually fan fiction
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Pretty sure version 3 is actually fan fiction