Richard Lemon
@richardlemon.bsky.social
Not a man? Nor an author?
SCAPEGOAT coming October 7!
SCAPEGOAT coming October 7!
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Scapegoat
Amazon.com: Scapegoat eBook : Lemon, Richard: Kindle Store
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Scapegoat, my novella, is coming out this Saturday, just in time for Halloween. It's a southern Gothic Cain and Abel story.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
Just a reminder that HR is not your friend. Document everything.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just a reminder that HR is not your friend. Document everything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have two arms for two cats--just as god intended.
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I have two arms for two cats--just as god intended.
Bad Bunny has the chance to do the funniest thing possible during the Super Bowl half-time show: he can sing all his songs in English! Old English. And it's just Beowulf set to a strong four-on-the-floor beat.
#badbunny #superbowl
#badbunny #superbowl
October 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bad Bunny has the chance to do the funniest thing possible during the Super Bowl half-time show: he can sing all his songs in English! Old English. And it's just Beowulf set to a strong four-on-the-floor beat.
#badbunny #superbowl
#badbunny #superbowl
Help a bro out and click on this link to boost my book in the algorithm.
I drew all the images AND the cover! I'm a man of many talents.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD9
I drew all the images AND the cover! I'm a man of many talents.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD9
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Help a bro out and click on this link to boost my book in the algorithm.
I drew all the images AND the cover! I'm a man of many talents.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD9
I drew all the images AND the cover! I'm a man of many talents.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD9
Scapegoat, my novella, is coming out this Saturday, just in time for Halloween. It's a southern Gothic Cain and Abel story.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
Scapegoat
Amazon.com: Scapegoat eBook : Lemon, Richard: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Scapegoat, my novella, is coming out this Saturday, just in time for Halloween. It's a southern Gothic Cain and Abel story.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV1YQCD...
#writing #selfpublishing #horror #halloween #gothicamericana #southerngothic #psychological #thriller #quickread #novella #scapegoat
Nobody composes for the pipe organ anymore. I feel bad for all the vampires.
September 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nobody composes for the pipe organ anymore. I feel bad for all the vampires.
Thinking about that time I said to my friend, "I want some Naked juice," and my friend thought i said "naked Jews," and I said, "Honestly, I can go for either right about now." Anyway. I'm drinking Green Machine rn
August 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Thinking about that time I said to my friend, "I want some Naked juice," and my friend thought i said "naked Jews," and I said, "Honestly, I can go for either right about now." Anyway. I'm drinking Green Machine rn
Looking for sensitivity readers who are also cannibals. Pm me please asap
#writing #booksky #thisisajoke
#writing #booksky #thisisajoke
August 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Looking for sensitivity readers who are also cannibals. Pm me please asap
#writing #booksky #thisisajoke
#writing #booksky #thisisajoke
My great dislike of Darren Aronofsky intensifies.
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My great dislike of Darren Aronofsky intensifies.
SiriusFM, using Howard Stern as a promotional figure is not going to make me buy your product. Unless the product is "never having to hear of or from this man ever again."
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
SiriusFM, using Howard Stern as a promotional figure is not going to make me buy your product. Unless the product is "never having to hear of or from this man ever again."
I've been looking for editors and I had one, with seemingly decent credentials, return my query with a letter written by AI. Stay vigilant, writers.
#writing #editors #selfpublishing
#writing #editors #selfpublishing
April 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I've been looking for editors and I had one, with seemingly decent credentials, return my query with a letter written by AI. Stay vigilant, writers.
#writing #editors #selfpublishing
#writing #editors #selfpublishing
The tariffs chart isn't even for tariffs. It is a percent difference of import vs export from said country. That's not a tariff. That's only saying America imports more than it exports.
April 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The tariffs chart isn't even for tariffs. It is a percent difference of import vs export from said country. That's not a tariff. That's only saying America imports more than it exports.
Update on yogurt: did not see God. But I got a descent ceramic pot from it.
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Update on yogurt: did not see God. But I got a descent ceramic pot from it.
This yogurt is $3.50. For one tiny cup. I better see God after eating this damn dairy or it's a scam
March 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This yogurt is $3.50. For one tiny cup. I better see God after eating this damn dairy or it's a scam
When I go advertise my book, I'm gonna slap a QR code on my ass. People are already looking at it, may as well put it to use. I'm a porn category fercrissake and sex sells
March 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
When I go advertise my book, I'm gonna slap a QR code on my ass. People are already looking at it, may as well put it to use. I'm a porn category fercrissake and sex sells
MMW, prices will be passed onto US consumers because of the tariffs. If the tariffs are ever lifted, they'll keep the prices high since the consumer base has adjusted to paying more and report record profits.
March 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
MMW, prices will be passed onto US consumers because of the tariffs. If the tariffs are ever lifted, they'll keep the prices high since the consumer base has adjusted to paying more and report record profits.
Finishing up a novella (~18,000 words) and I have no idea what to do with it. It's a Southern gothic tale (think Flannery O'Connor or Shirley Jackson). Not sure if I should try and publish it or just post it.
#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror
#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror
March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Finishing up a novella (~18,000 words) and I have no idea what to do with it. It's a Southern gothic tale (think Flannery O'Connor or Shirley Jackson). Not sure if I should try and publish it or just post it.
#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror
#writing #novella #southerngothic #psychologicalhorror
First render done! One more pass! First still-life with multiple items, metal, and glass. This is my ref image: www.pexels.com/photo/clear-...
#stilllife #digitalpainting
#stilllife #digitalpainting
March 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
First render done! One more pass! First still-life with multiple items, metal, and glass. This is my ref image: www.pexels.com/photo/clear-...
#stilllife #digitalpainting
#stilllife #digitalpainting
Sean Baker deserved that Oscar win. Well done.
March 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sean Baker deserved that Oscar win. Well done.