That should read 'not bad enough'. Bloody sneaky spill-chucker.

Full marks to Crisis – but isn't this precisely what our bloody stupid government should be doing?

Reform UK: new party, old corruption.

That venal bastard Starmer has to keep his fossil fuel paymasters happy.

Farage is clearly an ultra-Thatcherite who uses the racism of his undereducated followers to distract their attention from his real motives. He would throw away every advance the people had made in the last 100 years or so. All power to the plutocrats.

What's more important than feeding hungry citizens? A solid gold toilet perhaps?

What are they planning to use? Gas chambers?

What about the descendants of the Iceni, the Trinovantes et al?

While it's great that he's one, it's not the end of the battle – indeed it's just the beginning. The rich and powerful won't stop trying to derail him. Keep on fighting!

It's nothing a jack hammer and a thick coat of white paint couldn't fix...