they’re calling me the White Jokić
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
they’re calling me the White Jokić
if you need me I’ll be getting fucked up and listening to the 2016 XXL Freshman Cypher
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
if you need me I’ll be getting fucked up and listening to the 2016 XXL Freshman Cypher
I’m at the Taco Bell in Gotham getting freaky with Harley Quinn
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m at the Taco Bell in Gotham getting freaky with Harley Quinn
This Alcoholic Mother Is Giving Her Newborn Autism The Old Fashioned Way
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This Alcoholic Mother Is Giving Her Newborn Autism The Old Fashioned Way
I Took Dr Fauci’s Vaccine; Now I’m Polyamorous and Love Black Country New Road
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I Took Dr Fauci’s Vaccine; Now I’m Polyamorous and Love Black Country New Road
bryce dallas howard should be the name of a baseball player from the 70s, and instead it’s the name of one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
bryce dallas howard should be the name of a baseball player from the 70s, and instead it’s the name of one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen
i’m capitalizing on the cracker barrel controversy by opening a restaurant called “Honkey’s”
August 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i’m capitalizing on the cracker barrel controversy by opening a restaurant called “Honkey’s”
the government is spending fifty trillion dollars on a surveillance system to watch me scratch my balls and sniff it
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the government is spending fifty trillion dollars on a surveillance system to watch me scratch my balls and sniff it
I would never abuse substances. I love them too much
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would never abuse substances. I love them too much
Mickey Mouse Found Dead After Speaking Ill Of Israel
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mickey Mouse Found Dead After Speaking Ill Of Israel
Lost My Vape In Ikea, What I Did Next Will Shock You
July 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lost My Vape In Ikea, What I Did Next Will Shock You
i’ve never been in the military but i’ve had a few dishonorable discharges
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i’ve never been in the military but i’ve had a few dishonorable discharges
my dad is serving life in prison for committing to the bit
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
my dad is serving life in prison for committing to the bit
mozart did some cool shit but he never wrote mo bamba
March 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
mozart did some cool shit but he never wrote mo bamba
why do we goon, master wayne?
February 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why do we goon, master wayne?
*guy who has never used a stationary bike*: why the FUCK aren’t i going anywhere??
February 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*guy who has never used a stationary bike*: why the FUCK aren’t i going anywhere??
i lost a hundred drafts when i deleted twitter
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i lost a hundred drafts when i deleted twitter
i invented “riffing” on “bits”
January 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i invented “riffing” on “bits”
shitting!! from my ass!!
shitting!! from my ass??
shitting?? from my ass??
shitting!! from my ass??
shitting?? from my ass??
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
shitting!! from my ass!!
shitting!! from my ass??
shitting?? from my ass??
shitting!! from my ass??
shitting?? from my ass??