Richard Grime
@richardgrime.com
Occasional volunteer at Sutton Repair Cafe
Just before he died, he was bitten by a mosquito - the heat of the explosion melted an amber vase all over the mosquito which was then discovered by Q’s granddad, Dr John Hammond.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just before he died, he was bitten by a mosquito - the heat of the explosion melted an amber vase all over the mosquito which was then discovered by Q’s granddad, Dr John Hammond.
Large pile of grated cheese - The Boris
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Large pile of grated cheese - The Boris
Accidentally brushing your perm against it would be like wearing a shell suit to Bonfire night…
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Accidentally brushing your perm against it would be like wearing a shell suit to Bonfire night…
A is V’s evil Australian twin.
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A is V’s evil Australian twin.
Presumably established in the wake of the Masterchef scandals.
July 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Presumably established in the wake of the Masterchef scandals.
Hoping the interview process now involves a game of “pin the sock on the presenter” to check where the candidate thinks it goes.
July 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hoping the interview process now involves a game of “pin the sock on the presenter” to check where the candidate thinks it goes.
Maybe he’s a posh cockney - p is silent and the h is dropped.
July 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Maybe he’s a posh cockney - p is silent and the h is dropped.
“A reminder that customers in economy and premium economy seats may be automatically jettisoned, like human depth charges, into the path of oncoming aircraft to avert disaster as save the lives of our valued FirstPlus subscribers.”
July 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“A reminder that customers in economy and premium economy seats may be automatically jettisoned, like human depth charges, into the path of oncoming aircraft to avert disaster as save the lives of our valued FirstPlus subscribers.”
Can the wine review section feature Timothy Claypole shouting “don’t go into the cellar!”?
June 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Can the wine review section feature Timothy Claypole shouting “don’t go into the cellar!”?
They’ll never throw it back to you.
June 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They’ll never throw it back to you.
Or the LI for a U and the K a T.
June 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Or the LI for a U and the K a T.
Contact the British Equine Police on neigh-neigh-neigh.
June 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Contact the British Equine Police on neigh-neigh-neigh.
Wouldn’t that be the “proctology exam” emoji?
May 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wouldn’t that be the “proctology exam” emoji?
EarlyStartup.Init() | brew install
May 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
EarlyStartup.Init() | brew install
Donuts *and* current affairs… what’s not to like?!
May 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Donuts *and* current affairs… what’s not to like?!
Cookie living dangerously that close to an active pool…
May 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Cookie living dangerously that close to an active pool…