Richard D Spatchcock
richarddspatchcock.bsky.social
Richard D Spatchcock
@richarddspatchcock.bsky.social
Just a down-on-his-luck, semi-retired taxidermist with a corduroy fetish and a penchant for boat anchors.

Chicago, IL
Wouldn't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That thing was supposed to power my house.
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Is she still fucking JD Vance?
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Looks like Woody fired his “gub” a few times.
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM