Absolutely insane how RGG are destroying any good will towards them with a single remake.

God forbid a guy wants to have fun by posting lyrics about alcoholism

Mein Beileid um der verlorenen Hirnzellen, Nerven und Lebenszeit.

Junge ist das giftig. Wirkt ja nicht mal in irgendeiner Weise humorvoll verpackt.

Golden Rateow

Nachher verschieben sie den Release auf den 1. April 2027, nur um GTA 5 schon wieder zu veröffentlichen

"SONIC! I found a way to make an engine that runs entirely on water! I have solved the issues of both transportation AND global warming at the same time!"

His grandpa just goes "When my great grandpa was a baby, shitting his diapers trying to count to 20, Newton was in the middle of a pandemic and invented calculus out of boredom"

Veritasium video titled "How to count beyond ten (and maybe even further beyond?)" and the thumbnail shows a baby holding up 10 fingers and says "Just start again"

Cyberpunk 2077: I'm literally dying from Cybercancer™, what do you mean I need to help a robotaxi AI through an identity crisis?

They ain't for sale in Europe?! Cybertrucks don't meet EU safety regulations

Aren't there technomancers at the Aldecaldocs in lore? I know they are dwarves in comparison to the vast resources of 'Saka and the NUSA, but it is still at least some semblance of a chance.
Worst case scenario, you are surrounded by loved ones all the way through.

Principals thrown to the wind, friends betrayed,the world made worse by your actions and it was all for nothing. You're back to square one but without any of the people that got you there. And now you're out of alternatives and people to rely on. "hope" is the last thing I'd describe this as

You sign away your existence, fearing that the entity, that already didn't get to uphold their word previously, will do so this time, with a super shady deal. How is that hopeful instead of a last struggle for survival?

Tower ending is hopeful for V. The Devil is just desperate. Big difference, Igor

I assume the hairclip-in-eyebrow method has not proven to work for you?

Bin eher froh, dass mir Toast-Brot Thorsten nicht mehr am Nacken klebt