Richard Awkward
@richardawkward.bsky.social
I am here to make your life 100% better
Promises, promises
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Promises, promises
Much like the team's performance.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Much like the team's performance.
Dover's that way, mate
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dover's that way, mate
Anyone know a good sign painter?
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone know a good sign painter?
Dreamytime Escorts itself was on Cowper Street. I like to make a pilgrimage every time I'm over Old Street/Shoreditch way.
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Dreamytime Escorts itself was on Cowper Street. I like to make a pilgrimage every time I'm over Old Street/Shoreditch way.
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social YOU BUNCH OF WANKERS!
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social YOU BUNCH OF WANKERS!
It was never true about Captain Pugwash.
#SherlockHolmes, S1E5, 'The Crooked Man', on the other hand...
(*Dirty* Mrs Fenning!)
#SherlockHolmes, S1E5, 'The Crooked Man', on the other hand...
(*Dirty* Mrs Fenning!)
June 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It was never true about Captain Pugwash.
#SherlockHolmes, S1E5, 'The Crooked Man', on the other hand...
(*Dirty* Mrs Fenning!)
#SherlockHolmes, S1E5, 'The Crooked Man', on the other hand...
(*Dirty* Mrs Fenning!)
What's your sign?
June 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What's your sign?
That's
What Luke's heart
Yearns for now
What Luke's heart
Yearns for now
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
That's
What Luke's heart
Yearns for now
What Luke's heart
Yearns for now
Just had an emergency appointment at the opticians to investigate a troubling obstruction that's impairing my vision in my right eye.
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just had an emergency appointment at the opticians to investigate a troubling obstruction that's impairing my vision in my right eye.
My wife is an immigrant. And she's a GP.
Without immigration there would not be a single doctor at the practice where she works.
Go to hell, Starmer.
Without immigration there would not be a single doctor at the practice where she works.
Go to hell, Starmer.
May 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My wife is an immigrant. And she's a GP.
Without immigration there would not be a single doctor at the practice where she works.
Go to hell, Starmer.
Without immigration there would not be a single doctor at the practice where she works.
Go to hell, Starmer.
Brilliant!
A friend once invented a nonsensical disparaging phrase to be used in a full "Cissie and Ada" style, so I fed it in. It initially baulked at the word "shits", but "craps" went down just fine.
A friend once invented a nonsensical disparaging phrase to be used in a full "Cissie and Ada" style, so I fed it in. It initially baulked at the word "shits", but "craps" went down just fine.
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Brilliant!
A friend once invented a nonsensical disparaging phrase to be used in a full "Cissie and Ada" style, so I fed it in. It initially baulked at the word "shits", but "craps" went down just fine.
A friend once invented a nonsensical disparaging phrase to be used in a full "Cissie and Ada" style, so I fed it in. It initially baulked at the word "shits", but "craps" went down just fine.
One for @adhoc.bsky.social
This is an account from a British PoW of the first American bombing raid on Bucharest on 4 April 1944.
It is the most #Romanian thing ever.
This is an account from a British PoW of the first American bombing raid on Bucharest on 4 April 1944.
It is the most #Romanian thing ever.
April 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
One for @adhoc.bsky.social
This is an account from a British PoW of the first American bombing raid on Bucharest on 4 April 1944.
It is the most #Romanian thing ever.
This is an account from a British PoW of the first American bombing raid on Bucharest on 4 April 1944.
It is the most #Romanian thing ever.
Yep. That's the least persuasive advert I have ever encountered
March 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yep. That's the least persuasive advert I have ever encountered
Very enjoyable, but I have to confess that the subject matter, the air of great solemnity and the tag-team approach of the presenters constantly puts me in mind of
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Very enjoyable, but I have to confess that the subject matter, the air of great solemnity and the tag-team approach of the presenters constantly puts me in mind of
Glad to hear it, m8
March 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Glad to hear it, m8