For me there's something about them that's just too cliquey and smug.

All you needed to do was deepfry it and serve with buckfast, and you would have earned honorary Scottish status.

From SH.

As someone who had to go to a&e to get a pencil eraser extracted from my ear, I can assure you it's not the daftest thing someone's managed to leave in their ear.

Gateway. Heh. I will always hold them in high regard for trying to resurrect AmigaOS (still the world's greatest OS)