“Dueling Banjos” is really just one banjo and one acoustic guitar. Fraudulent misrepresentation!

This is Frank. He is the perfect example of why golden retrievers don't make good guard dogs. But they make wonderful welcome committees. 13/10 (TT: accordingtobelieve)

This is Beau. He figured out how to rock back and forth all by himself. No human required. 14/10 a self-sufficient king