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richard-third.bsky.social
@richard-third.bsky.social
Former king of England, I’m gunna get you Henry Tudor, not the views of the current Royal family, (they are imposters), Last of the Plantagenets.
You forgot....ultra thick loo roll....
It’s important to acknowledge and honour your needs:
- for flattery
- for applause
- praise for your intellect and insights that surpass all others the way the sun outshines the stars
- to be celebrated for your dance moves
- for a variety of cheeses
January 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted
Annual maintenance is underway but we’re busy behind the scenes preparing for an incredible 2025!

Meanwhile, we’ve explored Leicester’s amazing attractions, from the beautiful Leicester Cathedral to the Van Gogh Experience.
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not bloody happy. I chose Leicester over York to avoid the bloody flooding, and now I'm sat in a wet underground bath below the floor of a dank cold cathedral....

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Leicestershire: Major incident declared as 59 people rescued from floods
Crews attend incidents including cars stuck in flooding, evacuating residents and rising water levels.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think you meant which Smelly Plantagenet was in her mouth...
GET MY MOTHERS NAME OUT OF YOUR SMELLY PLANTAGENET MOUTH!!
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think it’s more a case that others may want to join us…
King Richard III
@richard-third.bsky.social and King Henry VIII @knghnryviii.bsky.social have joined Bluesky 🥳. Is there a starter pack for former Kings of England that they can join?
January 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Already have three followers. all women. totally smashing this Royal social media stuff...
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So, now in a non Twitter environment. Expect occasional leicester centric jibes, rants at @knghnryviii.bsky.social / his mum and expert guidance in the correct portrayal of dead Plantangenet kings during GCSE History...
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey @knghnryviii.bsky.social I've been dreaming about your mum again.....give her my finest regards won't you? *cheeky royal wink* xx
January 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM