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why can't openai just ask chatgpt how to be profitable?
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my new backup drive sounds like a mouse eating through the walls
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if you don't hate the code you wrote last month, you haven't learned anything since then
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Like, I knew theoretically that Pidgin was a spoken language, and maybe you could try to write that down, but never in a million years expected to be able to understand it, because it turns out Pidgin is just English with a few emoji words. Oh, and it's a BBC news option. www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...
Tariff latest update: Cocoa, Green tea, and oda food products wey Donald Trump comot from tariff - BBC News Pidgin
Di executive order wey allow products like cocoa, coffee and bananas escape tariffs dey come as Trump administration dey face mounting pressure ova rising prices.
www.bbc.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I love Minnesota Back Mudroom Refrigerator season. It’s just before Minnesota Back Mudroom Freezer season which is significantly longer.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The squirrel without a tail digging up my potted plants proves that squirrels do not need tails to be assholes
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What if 3I/Atlas is a mothership and when they ask to speak to the leader of the free world and he gives them Trump 2028 baseball hats?
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
embrace your inner gollum, precious
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm sorry, we have always bought cars from eurasia, not eastasia
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wtf these bots have thousands of followers
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
we have always bought cars from eastasia
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If I learned nothing else from Pale Green Pants it’s that dark matter is just as afraid of you as you are of it. To dark matter you’re the dark matter.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Which direction does a one-dimensional object spin? Wu.
September 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We are both spinning in the universe, and standing still as the universe spins around us.
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Memes are just photorealistic cartoons
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am at the center of a 3D 1:1 map of the universe
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There is peace in doing, and there is peace in not doing.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I went back in time and met my younger self, we’d probably punch each other in the nuts for who we are
August 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
True or false: wisdom can be taught. Discuss.
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Object-oriented programming is an instance of practical Platonic Forms. We really are still just a footnote.
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't know if you've watched the series Resident Alien starring Alan Tudyk, but [spoiler alert] this article looks like it may have been based on a true story. abcnews.go.com/US/foot-rema...
Foot remains found on Utah lake belong to man missing since 1997
Remains of a human foot found inside a hiking shoe on the shores of a lake in Utah belong to a man who went missing in 1997, according to officials.
abcnews.go.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The D&D game in my dining room: “That’s the risk of missing a session, your character’s hair might turn blond.“
August 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Breathe in, then let the universe breathe in
July 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I started to ask what the crowbar was for and thought better of it
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It is not my body, I am its
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM