You should feel good about it! You badass!!

I mean you are a big fan of that "how-to" diy fecal transplant documentary though... I think it was called something like "A cup and Some Girls"? 😁

Hey girl, want some of my poop?

It works for me

I have a little thermal printer that I travel with for work. Cheap, and works well. It is thermal paper though, so if left in the sun it will blacken though. a.co/d/1kzIrlv