Cheese & Vests 2026 Calendar for Jo

Credit for going straight in by making “Text me [phone number]” the headline

Would have been better with Zak Crawley up top

WOAAAHHHHHHH; They both sound like there were going to self combust by boiled incel piss

I’m amazed you entertained the convo for so long. I’d have turned my back

Also the 24-25 age comment is weird AF… Who applies a Hinge filter in real life?

It’s alright, that’s your 5 a day done

Very nice Josephine. Merry Christmas to you and the family x

No. (But yes).

Listen.
Listen.
Listen.

…3pts 👍🏼

A tax, on parents not controlling their children in public places and additional Noise Tax.

Love the caps on Met Police

Imagine Fergie

1) Not watching penalties
2) Walking around the technical area constantly looking at the floor
3) Offering to walk

“Thank you for understanding. Have a good one”

In the first minute of the game, passing it around, you could easily see the difference in confidence between Brentford and United.
Knew it was going to be a stinker from there.

I don’t know why we’re sticking with a system that doesn’t work and a manager who won’t change it.

No shitting about Jo… Today was the REAL DEAL ☀️

Hi Pam, thanks for asking.

I’ve got Salmon. Sweet potato and broccoli. Like a right Mr Motivator.

No surrender to the Musketeer