Rich Hibner
@rich-hibner.bsky.social
Simple dude who likes his lattes. I am also looking for investors for my luxury brand of adult diapers.
If there's any proof deflation exists it's that we used to have TV shows that ran 20+ episodes at 45 mins a season. Now we get 6-8 in just under an hour.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If there's any proof deflation exists it's that we used to have TV shows that ran 20+ episodes at 45 mins a season. Now we get 6-8 in just under an hour.
Gen Z and Alpha is gonna grow up soft because they won't experience having to wait in line to get good seats for a movie.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gen Z and Alpha is gonna grow up soft because they won't experience having to wait in line to get good seats for a movie.
Looney Tunes were hardcore. I watched an episode where a fish kissed an ugly bunny, then it shot itself in the head.
September 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Looney Tunes were hardcore. I watched an episode where a fish kissed an ugly bunny, then it shot itself in the head.
I just realized that Humpty Dumpty was a crack head.
August 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I just realized that Humpty Dumpty was a crack head.
Ah, nothing like a set of fresh sheets out of the dryer...oh what's this...my cat just puked on them. Nice.
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ah, nothing like a set of fresh sheets out of the dryer...oh what's this...my cat just puked on them. Nice.
TIL - Allen Key is the proper noun for a hex wrench. That's something else.
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
TIL - Allen Key is the proper noun for a hex wrench. That's something else.
The Wire totally ruined my expectations of #baltimore. Instead of handsome gang bangers slinging drugs, I instead was met by bit fat violent mischief of rats.
July 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Wire totally ruined my expectations of #baltimore. Instead of handsome gang bangers slinging drugs, I instead was met by bit fat violent mischief of rats.
I guess I’m sleeping on the couch.
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I guess I’m sleeping on the couch.
Every time I see Rashida Jones in something I'm like "is that Rashida Jones?"
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every time I see Rashida Jones in something I'm like "is that Rashida Jones?"
When you look for an app on your phone does it take you 15 tries to find it? Just me? Okay, cool.
May 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When you look for an app on your phone does it take you 15 tries to find it? Just me? Okay, cool.
Animals wearing clothes is the human equivalent of us not wearing any.
May 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Animals wearing clothes is the human equivalent of us not wearing any.
Sometimes I do short films.
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sometimes I do short films.
Clam down ladies….there’s plenty to go around.
May 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Clam down ladies….there’s plenty to go around.
My morning vs your morning.
May 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My morning vs your morning.
Obligatory cat photo for Flashes
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Obligatory cat photo for Flashes
I'm pretty sure the phrase "ah shit" was coined by someone who lifted the toilet seat to realize they forgot to flush.
May 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm pretty sure the phrase "ah shit" was coined by someone who lifted the toilet seat to realize they forgot to flush.
Inhaling water into my windpipe reminds me that I'm a fucking idiot.
April 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Inhaling water into my windpipe reminds me that I'm a fucking idiot.
If anyone can point me to these paid protester jobs, I can use the extra money.
April 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If anyone can point me to these paid protester jobs, I can use the extra money.
On a long enough spectrum, everyone will have everything.
April 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
On a long enough spectrum, everyone will have everything.
2016 - the right hating Tesla
2025 - the left hating Tesla
2030 - everyone hates Tesla
2025 - the left hating Tesla
2030 - everyone hates Tesla
March 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
2016 - the right hating Tesla
2025 - the left hating Tesla
2030 - everyone hates Tesla
2025 - the left hating Tesla
2030 - everyone hates Tesla
Anyone interested in joining my manband? Songs include erectile dysfunction, finances, and high cholesterol.
March 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Anyone interested in joining my manband? Songs include erectile dysfunction, finances, and high cholesterol.