Ricberht
@ricberht.bsky.social
software developer professionally, language learner, nature enthusiast
today is the day i stopped using google chrome, it's literally such a terrible browser, long live firefox
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
today is the day i stopped using google chrome, it's literally such a terrible browser, long live firefox
I don't wanna brag but I am having alphabetti spaghetti for dinner this evening
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't wanna brag but I am having alphabetti spaghetti for dinner this evening
i said ありがとうございます which is pronounced like "ari gateau gozai-aye-mass" and means thank you / thank you very much and dad from the living room just goes "bio mass?" 🤣🤣
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i said ありがとうございます which is pronounced like "ari gateau gozai-aye-mass" and means thank you / thank you very much and dad from the living room just goes "bio mass?" 🤣🤣
My breakfast this morning was one sausage in a bap, 2 cookies, some hash browns and a banana. I mean like, that is a balanced diet in that it's such a esoterically niche combination
April 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My breakfast this morning was one sausage in a bap, 2 cookies, some hash browns and a banana. I mean like, that is a balanced diet in that it's such a esoterically niche combination
(1/2) I do really love being a man, my gf & I walked past this v fancy expensive shop yesterday and at each window was like a metre wide, separated by a thin brick wall and had a security guard stationed in the middle, looking out bc of the expensive watches positioned in window
February 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
(1/2) I do really love being a man, my gf & I walked past this v fancy expensive shop yesterday and at each window was like a metre wide, separated by a thin brick wall and had a security guard stationed in the middle, looking out bc of the expensive watches positioned in window
My dad was talking to me about stand up comedy and he said that if he were on stage doing it, the audience would be splitting their sides open and I said to him the only way that would happen is if they were committing ritualistic seppuku 😂😂😂
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My dad was talking to me about stand up comedy and he said that if he were on stage doing it, the audience would be splitting their sides open and I said to him the only way that would happen is if they were committing ritualistic seppuku 😂😂😂
I pulled out the old "it's very late 1900s" in a room full of boomers and the way they were silently angry, but unable to say anything about it, it was fabulous
October 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I pulled out the old "it's very late 1900s" in a room full of boomers and the way they were silently angry, but unable to say anything about it, it was fabulous
I crave a long night drive, the repeated orange glow of British streetlights flickering along the duel carriageway, illuminating my hand on the wheel, indie rock humming from a worn-out CD, cool air whispering through a rolled down window. But tomorrow looms, I must instead sleep
September 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I crave a long night drive, the repeated orange glow of British streetlights flickering along the duel carriageway, illuminating my hand on the wheel, indie rock humming from a worn-out CD, cool air whispering through a rolled down window. But tomorrow looms, I must instead sleep
This is not a joke, nor an exaggeration or anything less than a "so help me god" truth, I have just been to a pizza hut where I'm not kidding soft drinks company Tango has created a strawberry flavoured apple juice. Yes you heard it right, apple juice.
July 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
This is not a joke, nor an exaggeration or anything less than a "so help me god" truth, I have just been to a pizza hut where I'm not kidding soft drinks company Tango has created a strawberry flavoured apple juice. Yes you heard it right, apple juice.
Don't forget to vote today, make sure you bring your voter ID!
July 4, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Don't forget to vote today, make sure you bring your voter ID!
Termino Vincerò! Termino Vincerò! Termino Vincerò!
April 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Termino Vincerò! Termino Vincerò! Termino Vincerò!
One of my favourite people, a truly great man, died today. Nothing feels real anymore
April 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
One of my favourite people, a truly great man, died today. Nothing feels real anymore
Happy St Patrick's Day!!
March 17, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Happy St Patrick's Day!!
Happy international women's day folks!
March 8, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Happy international women's day folks!
Rap for celebration >>> rap for anger
January 28, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Rap for celebration >>> rap for anger
Always nice to see someone's true colours
January 21, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Always nice to see someone's true colours
All'alba vincerò! Vincerò, vincerò!
October 29, 2023 at 9:34 AM
All'alba vincerò! Vincerò, vincerò!
Big fan of crag hoppers, honestly when I die bury me wearing some, so god damn useful, a life long friend of a brand fr fr
October 7, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Big fan of crag hoppers, honestly when I die bury me wearing some, so god damn useful, a life long friend of a brand fr fr
Fire every "journalist" ever to write an article on what somebody is wearing. Full stop. Get rid of them, nobody should care if Heidi Klum is wearing blue!!!
October 1, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Fire every "journalist" ever to write an article on what somebody is wearing. Full stop. Get rid of them, nobody should care if Heidi Klum is wearing blue!!!
i hate "life hacks", all internet ones are stupid things like 'do you have parents? are they still alive? pick a day & write the next 5 years worth of birthday cards in advance, it will save you time doing it near their birthday'
sounds like you're just reallocating time buddy!
sounds like you're just reallocating time buddy!
September 24, 2023 at 12:52 PM
i hate "life hacks", all internet ones are stupid things like 'do you have parents? are they still alive? pick a day & write the next 5 years worth of birthday cards in advance, it will save you time doing it near their birthday'
sounds like you're just reallocating time buddy!
sounds like you're just reallocating time buddy!
I could write an entire stand up set about the advertising partners the TV Channel Davel has and the sponsors of their shows
September 23, 2023 at 7:11 PM
I could write an entire stand up set about the advertising partners the TV Channel Davel has and the sponsors of their shows
I'm an LGBT ally, I don't like criticising the lgbt community BUT
If you identify as non binary and you've chosen a *new* name for yourself (IE non derivative of your deadname) and it does NOT sound like a San Francisco based javascript library you are doing something wrong!
If you identify as non binary and you've chosen a *new* name for yourself (IE non derivative of your deadname) and it does NOT sound like a San Francisco based javascript library you are doing something wrong!
September 23, 2023 at 7:06 PM
I'm an LGBT ally, I don't like criticising the lgbt community BUT
If you identify as non binary and you've chosen a *new* name for yourself (IE non derivative of your deadname) and it does NOT sound like a San Francisco based javascript library you are doing something wrong!
If you identify as non binary and you've chosen a *new* name for yourself (IE non derivative of your deadname) and it does NOT sound like a San Francisco based javascript library you are doing something wrong!
Why is every business now a membership based business, why can I become a member of anything now, it's not even supermarkets anymore it's places like hungry horse
September 23, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Why is every business now a membership based business, why can I become a member of anything now, it's not even supermarkets anymore it's places like hungry horse