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Mike
@riboslavin.bsky.social
Just a dad on the internet having a great time.
I was a fan of Stomp/Clap/Hey music circa 2012. I still fuck with it, if I'm honest, though I'll readily admit it was embarrassing and the time for that has passed.

But if you're here in 2025 and dropping tracks with whistling and clapping? Sign me up. Gimme that Bandcamp. Straight to the veins.
June 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Medical Michael Jackson
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
With apologies to Nicholas Gurewitch and @pbfcomics.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hello

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April 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wild that the demise of Western Civilization started in 2012 when some Yahoo boys in Lagos conned DJT into paying $18k for proof Obama was born in Kenya.
February 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Primary your local Democrat.
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
War Thunder discord bout to have the tightest leaks ever lmao
February 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
She asked if I was gonna get kicked out of the Applebee's for getting drunk and singing Wonderwall again.

I said maybe
February 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A scant few years ago we were debating the legality of the executive branch directing student loans to be forgiven and now... y'know. All of this.

If you think this is going to be stopped by the courts, lol
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The kids really want to do a lemonade stand but the weather sucks and there'd be no demand.

So I'm looking for a sovereign wealth fund to artificially enable a completely unsustainable business so that I can give my children a very valuable economics lesson.
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lil worm husband? Call it a grub hub.
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Accidentally took a wrong turn on the last trail run, leading the group out to a paved path a few hundred meters short of the real trailhead. Told everyone "Sorry, I got off prematurely."

I have not lived this down.
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I think the fatal misconception is that Zuck et al have any actual abiding belief system.
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'd be such a hollaback girl. That's what's _truly_ bananas.
January 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Might fuck around later and mourn the wicked.
January 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Can an influencer please make a Tik or a Tok explaining how progressive tax brackets work before we enter the season of people saying their friend had to turn down a raise/bonus or they'd get "bumped into a higher tax bracket"
December 23, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Ukrainian military band - A Cruel Angel Thesis
YouTube video by Sergey Gorin
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December 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Parappa 2 was better.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
It is 2024 and the M have still not G'd their O W
November 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
A spectre is haunting Europe—a big, spooky ghost.
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
If Hellraiser was released today the ads would all be thirst trap Cenobite pictures that said "They're so HORNY it's SCARY"
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
The Master's Tools
★★★☆☆
Petit-bourgeois like the value for money, functionality, and quality of the state-sanctioned power. They mention it works great and is a good starter kit. However, some customers have mixed opinions on its ability to dismantle...

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October 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
The certainy that everyone who could do a Tech Deck Pop Shove-It is doing better at life than me 😞
January 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM