For us, it was all about loading Starcraft (1, ofc) and Doom on the school computer lab computers. Of course, we didn't have nearly the level of cybersecurity back then to contend with...

"but they rack up millions of views!" do we not remember Elsagate and the heavy botting they used? it's all fake, treat it as such.

Update no one gives a shit about: played at my LGS's commander night last night and ended up winning on turn 6. Everything according to keikaku.

I haven't yet found a way to reliably win with less than 7 power, but the dream would be to do it at 5. Plenty of cheap, easy, reliable ways to get +3 power, which would allow the deck to pop off even earlier. Right now turn 7 seems to be my sweet spot.

So anyways, I found that most tables don't mind a poke or two for value-building with Obeka, but the moment you start looking a little spooky, they'll stomp you flat. Hence, you only get one strong swing, so you gotta make it count.

It seems like half of edhrec gets it and the other half doesn't. The trick is to get Obeka to 7-9 power, play a Court of Ambition/Embereth/Cunning or Mechanized Production, and get one good game-winning swing. "No one asked!" Shut up I don't care

Some folks say she's a terrific athlete.

is this because they couldn't get a licensing deal for Crank?

objectively correct response

It's easy come, easy go - the same reason viral fame isn't lasting. You don't follow the algorithm, which nets you a different - and more stable - audience. I'd take that any day of the week!

This review is so atrociously written and yet so high on its own supply that you know the record has to be a banger.

Pocus, by the band Hocus Focus:
youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI?...

PROSTATE AND NOT PRO-STATE

This song and The Wiseguys' Start The Commotion will forever be tied to Mitsubishi in my memories.

A shame, since the music's better than the cars.