Rian Ashlin
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Rian Ashlin
@rianashlin.bsky.social
Fine Art, Horror Media, Biking and ⚽️
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#blumonday #horrorsky #boxofficeofhorror #firstthursday #lastfourwatched #caturday
📍 Portland, OR
Did you watch the film and play any of the games?
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The original release, and only for about a feature film length amount of time; still haven’t played the VR spin-off.
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You deserved the full boot. 🍻
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
VHS #Halloween can never replace the real thing, especially when there are more cellphones than 📼 laying around. At the very least use a vhs filter on your selfies, while wearing a fortnite skin costume, right before getting murdered.

#HappyHalloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Them meddling kids keep getting away with it, with their noisemakers, street pranks, and lack of a pet dog to serve as a moral compass. Their violence is minimal, gore unnecessary, just tension and panic before yet another day of classes. Psychological prep for the horrors of the education system.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Shivers are the least of the symptoms of the designer STD spreading from a room on the top floor of the building to anyone thirsty enough to ignore all the lumps. This parasite induces psycho-sexuality in anyone it contacts, turning the building into SA central. I didn’t know Barbara Steele cameoed.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The brain growing in a backroom fish tank is being used to manipulate people via a television broadcast signal. Those who aren’t susceptible to its influence will instead experience violent hallucinations. These trips are a highlight and make up the first half of the feature. Madballs: The Movie.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM