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Wait, which one would buy a Ford for its imminent AI feature?
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Wait, which one would buy a Ford for its imminent AI feature?
At least Moses didn’t make mention of wooden bath containers.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
At least Moses didn’t make mention of wooden bath containers.
Muppet, as there being a hand up that ass making it speak…apologies to Jim Hanson
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Muppet, as there being a hand up that ass making it speak…apologies to Jim Hanson
“Wall Street district in NYC vote overwhelmingly for Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for NYC mayor…won strong support in wealthy Manhattan neighborhoods, including the Financial District and other parts of Manhattan, where he performed well among middle- and upper-middle-income voters.”
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Wall Street district in NYC vote overwhelmingly for Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for NYC mayor…won strong support in wealthy Manhattan neighborhoods, including the Financial District and other parts of Manhattan, where he performed well among middle- and upper-middle-income voters.”
Maybe he should set his sights lower to let’s say, the Whinny Senile Wannabe Dictator Championship of Bedminster.
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Maybe he should set his sights lower to let’s say, the Whinny Senile Wannabe Dictator Championship of Bedminster.
Rumble? You’re referencing a conspiracy theorist filled upgraded 4Chan with video…Rumble?
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Rumble? You’re referencing a conspiracy theorist filled upgraded 4Chan with video…Rumble?
When this Ai bubble bursts, will it deepfake its demise?
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When this Ai bubble bursts, will it deepfake its demise?
Bet Riley Gaines can’t do this.
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bet Riley Gaines can’t do this.
Yep, special kind of stupid to claim you will not surrender, surrender, and then sell $28M worth of merc with your picture saying you will not surrender. Maybe Ted’s short on cash?
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yep, special kind of stupid to claim you will not surrender, surrender, and then sell $28M worth of merc with your picture saying you will not surrender. Maybe Ted’s short on cash?
Skeetgito ergo sum
September 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Skeetgito ergo sum
FBI typically stands for “Fast, Big, Irregular”—a shorthand used by clinicians to describe a type of stroke presentation that suggests a large vessel occlusion (LVO), which is a serious and most often associated with Happy Meals.
Will that be for here or to go?
Will that be for here or to go?
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
FBI typically stands for “Fast, Big, Irregular”—a shorthand used by clinicians to describe a type of stroke presentation that suggests a large vessel occlusion (LVO), which is a serious and most often associated with Happy Meals.
Will that be for here or to go?
Will that be for here or to go?
“The, great Charlie Kirk. He’s a wonderful man. He often had a friend for dinner. Remember the concluding? ‘Use me, I’m to have a friend for dinner,’ as this unfortunate doctor walked past ‘I [am] about to a friend.’ But Charlie Kirk. Congratulations The late, great Charlie Kirk.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“The, great Charlie Kirk. He’s a wonderful man. He often had a friend for dinner. Remember the concluding? ‘Use me, I’m to have a friend for dinner,’ as this unfortunate doctor walked past ‘I [am] about to a friend.’ But Charlie Kirk. Congratulations The late, great Charlie Kirk.”
Did his head just pop about like a cork on a string?
September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Did his head just pop about like a cork on a string?
It’s too early to know even if Cheetolini will endorse Eyeliner Earl yet. I should think president MeltyFace is likely aware of the Thielican’s control over Vladimir Futon and isn’t going to let it out of his babyhands.
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s too early to know even if Cheetolini will endorse Eyeliner Earl yet. I should think president MeltyFace is likely aware of the Thielican’s control over Vladimir Futon and isn’t going to let it out of his babyhands.
These three united as BRICS and by the wearing of TRANSANT with HI-6 just in case…
September 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
These three united as BRICS and by the wearing of TRANSANT with HI-6 just in case…
What’s Japanese for Looser?
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What’s Japanese for Looser?
Then how the Leprechauns suppose find me pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Then how the Leprechauns suppose find me pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
It’s the guns, stupid!
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s the guns, stupid!
Google will not be keeping me saying “I want him gone” right?
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Google will not be keeping me saying “I want him gone” right?
Yep, I usually use Calbee shrimp chip bags for bribes.
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yep, I usually use Calbee shrimp chip bags for bribes.