You're going to need a bigger shelf!

They have a play book:

•Say something racist.
•Say something racister.
•Say something racistest.

Then say, 'At the end of the day, I'm just a normal bloke who loves his family and his country. Is anything wrong with that?'.

You may as well dig a hole in the ground and shout into that. They don't take anything in.

Brevity really is the soul of wit. She's packed a hell of a lot into that 280 character tweet.

Ah yeah course it was, that was the whole point 😂. You'd be pleased to know my attention to detail was better when I actually wrote it

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I wrote a book about that World Cup. Scotland get a chapter, but of course, I had to mention Joe Jordan's Ninian Park handball.

Well, I guess I didn't *have* to.

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The way the Jets managed the final minute of that half was... interesting.