Rhys
rhysroberts90.bsky.social
Rhys
@rhysroberts90.bsky.social
51. Stink shifter. Cider fiend. Vodka fiend. Mountaineer. Triple marathoneer. Tubthumper. Taff. Red. Dystopia addict. Pedant. Funkster. Cricket nut.
Fred Davis was a professional snooker player, born in England in 1913.

Michał Szubarczyk is a professional snooker player, born in Poland in 2011.

The one thing they have in common?

They both played a professional snooker match against Jimmy White.
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
He did the voice, didn't he?
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"Shane"
September 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If there's a more appropriate name for a batsman than Bosch, I've yet to hear it.
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I bless the urinals down in Africa
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Dear Sting,

What kind of ghoul only has his toast done on one side?

Love,

The Civilised World
July 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Until you've been for a low-level piss in shorts you will not understand the sterling work your jeans do.
June 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
10 out of 10 on 10 To The Top 🏆
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Happened 🏆
May 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I am not, never have been, nor never will be an Arsenal fan.

But fair play 👏
April 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Feeder drank cider from 11am, not a lemon
March 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No coat for the first time this year 😎
March 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The key to 2 litre bottles with the cap attached is 5pm
March 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
England have started today's Champions Trophy game today vs Australia with 4 wicket keepers in their side

Salt
Duckett
Smith
Buttler
February 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Kevin Keegan's birthday is on Valentines Day 😍
February 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm Charles Petrescu 🤖
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Piss flaps?"
February 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I started my cricket career at the same club as Phil Salt
February 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The three best songs with intros that should have been full songs:

1. Beck - The New Pollution
2. Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
3. Eels - Novocaine For The Soul
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Triple captained Salah 🚀
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The three greatest songs with drum-only intros are as follows:

1. In The Morning - Razorlight
2. Disillusioned - Badly Drawn Boy
3. Fun Lovin' Criminals - The King Of New York

(We Will Rock You was the band stamping their feet and clapping their hands, no drums involved)
January 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If you're having a bad day, here's the Eidi Stadium in the Faroe Islands to cheer you up 😁⚽️🗻
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
How to recreate the best bit of a night out:

Go to bed
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Is there anything worse than getting the lyrics wrong whilst singing on camera?
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Anyone who uses the word workshop, without working in light industry, is an arsehole"

Alexi Sayle
January 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM