Rhys Kaiser
@rhyskaiser.bsky.social
Rhys Kaiser, Unit 11. (Retired) Mercenary. (Glorified) Mailman. (Literal) Illegal Alien. Fan tag is #kaisarts
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Rhys Kaiser
@rhyskaiser.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
Oh, and for anyone new, hi! I'm Rhys Kaiser - the only literal illegal alien PNGtuber! I stream a variety of games (usually shooters) to twitch on the weekends at 3 PM CST usually. Feel free to give me a follow over there as well! twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
IT'S ARMA REFORGER AGAIN TODAY! But FIRST, by request, we'll be looking at the xbox games showcase, and how many hopes and dreams get dashed across the rocks.
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
a dragon is flying over a stone wall in a video game by blue-mooseen
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June 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
IT'S ARMA REFORGER AGAIN TODAY! But FIRST, by request, we'll be looking at the xbox games showcase, and how many hopes and dreams get dashed across the rocks.
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
GOING LIVE IN 10 MINUTES FOR SOME YAPPING, FOLLOWED BY ARMA REFORGER!
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
June 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
GOING LIVE IN 10 MINUTES FOR SOME YAPPING, FOLLOWED BY ARMA REFORGER!
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
GUESS WHAT DIPSHITS - I'M BACK FROM THE STORE WITH MILK AND CIGARETTES
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
a man wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that says ninja
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May 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
GUESS WHAT DIPSHITS - I'M BACK FROM THE STORE WITH MILK AND CIGARETTES
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
A STREAM SO NICE, WE'RE RUNNING IT TWICE!!!
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
a man in a red jacket is holding a light saber in front of a speech bubble
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May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A STREAM SO NICE, WE'RE RUNNING IT TWICE!!!
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
BY THE WAY! If you're curious for why I've fucking disappeared for so long, I'll be addressing that on-stream before gaming
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
a man wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says more he is standing in front of a building and says this is not a joke
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May 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BY THE WAY! If you're curious for why I've fucking disappeared for so long, I'll be addressing that on-stream before gaming
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
a man wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says more he is standing in front of a building and says this is not a joke
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May 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've been taking things slow for a bit, and taking some time for myself amidst all the shit I've had to do lately, but I've been missing streaming a lot - SO, we're going into something a little lighter today with some Disco Elysium!
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
two men are standing next to each other in a painting with the watermark theindercrow
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March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've been taking things slow for a bit, and taking some time for myself amidst all the shit I've had to do lately, but I've been missing streaming a lot - SO, we're going into something a little lighter today with some Disco Elysium!
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM WILDS, MAN.
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
rhyskaiser - Twitch
I'm Rhys Kaiser, former mercenary, glorified mailman, and literal illegal alien (don't tell the government, this place is way cooler than my planet.) Here to play games and joke around. Assets by levi...
twitch.tv
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM WILDS, MAN.
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
So... who ELSE has to work on the Monster Hunter Wilds release date??
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So... who ELSE has to work on the Monster Hunter Wilds release date??
NOW LIVE WITH METRO 2033! (Hardcore difficulty!)
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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February 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
NOW LIVE WITH METRO 2033! (Hardcore difficulty!)
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I'm finally playing a DIFFERENT roguelike deckbuilder on stream!! (And some of you in my discord might have guessed what it was in advance-)
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm finally playing a DIFFERENT roguelike deckbuilder on stream!! (And some of you in my discord might have guessed what it was in advance-)
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Reposted by Rhys Kaiser
Just finished our first game on stream!
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Just finished our first game on stream!
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Also! WE'RE BACK, BABY! I've still got to do some testing, but I'd LOVE to try and stream some of the Monster Hunter Wilds beta while there's an opportunity to-
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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February 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Also! WE'RE BACK, BABY! I've still got to do some testing, but I'd LOVE to try and stream some of the Monster Hunter Wilds beta while there's an opportunity to-
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
This is what I was busy with this Valentine's Day
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is what I was busy with this Valentine's Day
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
February 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!!
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
Dude, there's a cat on my desk at work today.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dude, there's a cat on my desk at work today.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
WE'RE LIVE WITH MORE BALATRO (and maybe some Project Wingman later-)
Who knows what we'll get up to, truly? I know it'll be fun though!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Who knows what we'll get up to, truly? I know it'll be fun though!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
rhyskaiser - Twitch
Balatro | Hello again old friend
www.twitch.tv
February 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
WE'RE LIVE WITH MORE BALATRO (and maybe some Project Wingman later-)
Who knows what we'll get up to, truly? I know it'll be fun though!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Who knows what we'll get up to, truly? I know it'll be fun though!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Hey! So, I feel like I should take a moment to address a couple things. (thread)
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hey! So, I feel like I should take a moment to address a couple things. (thread)
Superglue is the future.
February 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Superglue is the future.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
TERRARIA CALAMITY MOD COLLAB IS BACK, BABY!!!
GET IN HERE
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
TERRARIA CALAMITY MOD COLLAB IS BACK, BABY!!!
GET IN HERE
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
rhyskaiser - Twitch
I'm Rhys Kaiser, former mercenary, glorified mailman, and literal illegal alien (don't tell the government, this place is way cooler than my planet.) Here to play games and joke around. Assets by levi...
www.twitch.tv
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
TERRARIA CALAMITY MOD COLLAB IS BACK, BABY!!!
GET IN HERE
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
TERRARIA CALAMITY MOD COLLAB IS BACK, BABY!!!
GET IN HERE
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I need to post more on bsky, man. Twitter gets most of my chicanery these days, but it's not out of love for the platform certainly.
I need some bsky oomfs! Post silly shit
I need some bsky oomfs! Post silly shit
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I need to post more on bsky, man. Twitter gets most of my chicanery these days, but it's not out of love for the platform certainly.
I need some bsky oomfs! Post silly shit
I need some bsky oomfs! Post silly shit
We're doing something a little different this Sunday, since I've still got some things to get ready for my next stream this time next week! Today we're playing SEA OF THIEVES! With a special guest new to the channel!
Going live in 15!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Going live in 15!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
rhyskaiser - Twitch
I'm Rhys Kaiser, former mercenary, glorified mailman, and literal illegal alien (don't tell the government, this place is way cooler than my planet.) Here to play games and joke around. Assets by levi...
www.twitch.tv
January 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We're doing something a little different this Sunday, since I've still got some things to get ready for my next stream this time next week! Today we're playing SEA OF THIEVES! With a special guest new to the channel!
Going live in 15!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Going live in 15!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
GOOD AFTERNOON! Going in for another potential double-header today with some PVE Tarkov, and Balatro in the cards! (See what I did there-) Live in 10!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
GOOD AFTERNOON! Going in for another potential double-header today with some PVE Tarkov, and Balatro in the cards! (See what I did there-) Live in 10!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
IT'S SNEAKY SUNDAY ONCE AGAIN!! We return to the MGSV Subsistence Challenge Run again today, being "almost done" for the billionth time. BUT I'M FEELING IT THIS TIME. I KNOW WE'RE CLOSE.
LIVE IN 5!!!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 5!!!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
IT'S SNEAKY SUNDAY ONCE AGAIN!! We return to the MGSV Subsistence Challenge Run again today, being "almost done" for the billionth time. BUT I'M FEELING IT THIS TIME. I KNOW WE'RE CLOSE.
LIVE IN 5!!!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 5!!!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Ok for the first time EVER in my streaming career I have overslept on a stream day.
BUT I'M UP NOW AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING
Stream will be starting late today for obvious reasons, but I'll see you in 30 for some PVE Tarkov!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
BUT I'M UP NOW AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING
Stream will be starting late today for obvious reasons, but I'll see you in 30 for some PVE Tarkov!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
rhyskaiser - Twitch
I'm Rhys Kaiser, former mercenary, glorified mailman, and literal illegal alien (don't tell the government, this place is way cooler than my planet.) Here to play games and joke around. Assets by levi...
www.twitch.tv
December 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Ok for the first time EVER in my streaming career I have overslept on a stream day.
BUT I'M UP NOW AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING
Stream will be starting late today for obvious reasons, but I'll see you in 30 for some PVE Tarkov!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
BUT I'M UP NOW AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING
Stream will be starting late today for obvious reasons, but I'll see you in 30 for some PVE Tarkov!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser