If you become interested in public office and start denouncing vaccines, we'll know that you submitted to The Worm 🪱

Can't be worms, they'd have you buying raw milk

I wrote this tweet while walking on a treadmill and watching @miniminuteman.bsky.social 's most recent video

And I'm gonna make it everyone else's problem

god wronged me by allowing me to exist

This is why I stopped going to church 😤

The last shot there makes me happy. You gotta good smile bud