I really enjoy “cat ask” where every single day someone posts a picture and says “what is this growth?? Is my cat okay?” and reddit has to remind them what nipples are.

I feel like I used to get “well it shouldn’t be doing that” a lot. Like…I know? That’s why I called you?

I refuse to decide what to eat for dinner more than 3x/week so we eat MOSTLY leftovers. People who want to decide and cook multiple times every single day, have fun, but it couldn’t be me!

Sone people in NYC were like that about Hurricane Sandy because we had Irene the previous year and it didn’t affect us as much as expected.

“Well I prepared last year and it was a nothingburger, I’m not falling for that again.” Do you… think the hurricanes are trying to trick you??

All that tuna really gave her something to live for.

We try clipping one stuffie to the seat with a pacifier clip so even if he (1yo) drops everything else he’ll have that one. But then he pries the clip off so he can chew on it and drops it anyway 🤦🏻‍♀️