R.H.Slansky
@rhslansky.bsky.social
Word-arranger, quicksand survivor, spider relocation service, imaginary friend, Shirley Temple from Hell. she/her
I have a theory about this
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have a theory about this
I mean, come on, look at this thing
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I mean, come on, look at this thing
Women don't care about the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing; and it's a Stout Scarab built from the 1935 prototype, only 9 of which are known to have been produced
Women only want one thing; and it's a Stout Scarab built from the 1935 prototype, only 9 of which are known to have been produced
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Women don't care about the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing; and it's a Stout Scarab built from the 1935 prototype, only 9 of which are known to have been produced
Women only want one thing; and it's a Stout Scarab built from the 1935 prototype, only 9 of which are known to have been produced
We ate this all the time when I was a hippie’s kid. It took me many years to appreciate it, now it’s in regular rotation. Mostly dried and canned ingredients, customizable, you could add meat but it’s very satisfying without it (1/3)
![Photo of recipe from book:
LENTIL AND BARLEY STEW
¼ cup butter
⅓ cup chopped onion
½ cup chopped celery
2½ cups skinned chopped fresh or canned tomatoes
2 cups water
½ cup dried lentils, picked over and washed
⅓ cup whole barley
½ teaspoon sea salt
⅛ teaspoon black pepper
⅛ teaspoon rosemary
⅓ cup shredded carrots
1. In a large heavy saucepan, melt the
butter and sauté the onion in it until tender. Add celery and cook five minutes longer.
2. Add remaining ingredients except the carrots, bring to a boil, cover and simmer gently 25 minutes, stirring occasionally.
3. Add carrots and cook five minutes longer or until barley and lentils are tender.
Yield: Four servings.
[my grandmother has hand-written “PUT IN LGE ONION STUCK WITH CLOVES” in pencil on the page]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycjywr2jduyov6fddkxozx5z/bafkreibwj65ft546mqtb4gb7veioijcjywbwfho2umojzn4kzse2b5pkxy@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We ate this all the time when I was a hippie’s kid. It took me many years to appreciate it, now it’s in regular rotation. Mostly dried and canned ingredients, customizable, you could add meat but it’s very satisfying without it (1/3)
As a nautical nerd I’m happy to report there’s a map for that. Resolution isn’t great because you have to pay to download a better version, but you can make out the depth numbers
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
As a nautical nerd I’m happy to report there’s a map for that. Resolution isn’t great because you have to pay to download a better version, but you can make out the depth numbers
Dusting off the classics
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dusting off the classics
wrong hair, wrong makeup, wrong waistline, these are vegas showgirls from the ‘80’s
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
wrong hair, wrong makeup, wrong waistline, these are vegas showgirls from the ‘80’s
a pic because that video was so compressed
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a pic because that video was so compressed
hello yes I would like to speak to the manager
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hello yes I would like to speak to the manager
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
hey
you seem stressed
maybe you should look at this cat
you seem stressed
maybe you should look at this cat
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
hey
you seem stressed
maybe you should look at this cat
you seem stressed
maybe you should look at this cat
timeline cleanse sent from my happy place
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
timeline cleanse sent from my happy place
I don’t think of this one as obscure but I have yet to mention it to someone who has heard of it, and I work in the movie industry
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t think of this one as obscure but I have yet to mention it to someone who has heard of it, and I work in the movie industry
achievement unlocked
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
achievement unlocked
My grandma had one of these and I played with it like a toy
September 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My grandma had one of these and I played with it like a toy
why is he like this
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
why is he like this
I just did a culling this weekend, this is a vast improvement but, it’s uh, not my only browser
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just did a culling this weekend, this is a vast improvement but, it’s uh, not my only browser
long boi solidarity
September 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
long boi solidarity
Deeply invested in the survival of these bebe spiders developing in a wind tunnel in my backyard
September 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Deeply invested in the survival of these bebe spiders developing in a wind tunnel in my backyard
Here’s Zara, appreciating Artemis
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here’s Zara, appreciating Artemis