When a celebrity speaks out against trump his groupies invariably start ranting about how celebrities should stay out of politics. So why did they vote for a reality show participant?
July 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When a celebrity speaks out against trump his groupies invariably start ranting about how celebrities should stay out of politics. So why did they vote for a reality show participant?
Meeting human children who share a name with your childhood pets is always a bit disconcerting. Like they’re clearly not a rabbit but you still feel you should offer them a carrot.
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Meeting human children who share a name with your childhood pets is always a bit disconcerting. Like they’re clearly not a rabbit but you still feel you should offer them a carrot.
Just deleted almost seventy tabs including two of the same article, school calendars from the last three years, and my previous CPR card. This took about 87 seconds, not hours. I did not close the article on time blindness and procrastination because I’m totally gonna read that one. Someday.
June 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just deleted almost seventy tabs including two of the same article, school calendars from the last three years, and my previous CPR card. This took about 87 seconds, not hours. I did not close the article on time blindness and procrastination because I’m totally gonna read that one. Someday.
Considering awarding a daily gold star to the stupidest person I find on the internet. It’s stiff competition today but I think it goes to the man who is convinced that having an inner monologue is a mental illness.
February 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Considering awarding a daily gold star to the stupidest person I find on the internet. It’s stiff competition today but I think it goes to the man who is convinced that having an inner monologue is a mental illness.
My 12 year old nephew just informed me you can put the word "anal" in front of any type of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but I kinda like the Anal Freestyle.
RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions."
I have a brilliant idea. I’m going to make a playlist of every earworm that has ever been stuck in my head. Any time I’m feeling a little too sane and mentally stable I can play it and drive myself nuts.
February 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have a brilliant idea. I’m going to make a playlist of every earworm that has ever been stuck in my head. Any time I’m feeling a little too sane and mentally stable I can play it and drive myself nuts.
Why must social media assume I want to hear sound on videos? Scrolling through here or Facebook keeps pausing my podcasts. Beginning to think it’s a Big Tech scheme to make me buy more devices 🧐
January 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why must social media assume I want to hear sound on videos? Scrolling through here or Facebook keeps pausing my podcasts. Beginning to think it’s a Big Tech scheme to make me buy more devices 🧐
I know this is going to ruin my rep for not feeling the cold but it’s -3° and I’m totally putting off getting gas till it’s above zero, maybe even double digits.
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I know this is going to ruin my rep for not feeling the cold but it’s -3° and I’m totally putting off getting gas till it’s above zero, maybe even double digits.