I always feeeeel like, somebody’s waaaaatchin’ meeeeee! 🎶👀🐕

Why can’t everything in life be this beautiful? ❤️

**Doodle Mug Shot**
Crime: Eating Christmas ornaments.

How can I get any work done with this cutie staring at me?

I wish a bunch of hunky,hairy trans men would go hang out in Nancy Macehole’s bathroom.

How do you keep your puppy from eating your Christmas tree? You buy an extra long baby gate!