i cannot be friends with someone i would hate driving behind

bachelorette idea: scholastic book fair but we go to talking leaves after it closes and get drunk and buy thousands of dollars of books

if trump had to face his misdeeds in a muppet christmas carol i think the three ghosts would take turns killing him

i told myself i would keep it clean here but my god is elon an unfuckable mountain of pig skin

can i dhgate a porsche

i don’t want an affaire i want a golden girls housing arrangement

potty training a toddler is high stakes hot potato