Rho
@rhokitten.bsky.social
Chaotic Cat Anomaly who loves food, robots, anime, and video games.
I usually call RepubliKKKans "shit-stains," but "trash-monkeys," is good, too.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I usually call RepubliKKKans "shit-stains," but "trash-monkeys," is good, too.
The problem with his supporters is they operate on the ideal of blind faith. To them, even thinking to question their glorious leader is committing the gravest of sins on earth.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The problem with his supporters is they operate on the ideal of blind faith. To them, even thinking to question their glorious leader is committing the gravest of sins on earth.
What bothers me the most is not that there are so many stupid people in the world.
What bothers me the most is that the stupid people think they are the smartest people in the world.
What bothers me the most is that the stupid people think they are the smartest people in the world.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What bothers me the most is not that there are so many stupid people in the world.
What bothers me the most is that the stupid people think they are the smartest people in the world.
What bothers me the most is that the stupid people think they are the smartest people in the world.
My mom and stepdad genuinely think this is a good thing.
I told them I'd die of old age before I ever paid it off.
They told me "just sell the mortgage."
I told them I'd die of old age before I ever paid it off.
They told me "just sell the mortgage."
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My mom and stepdad genuinely think this is a good thing.
I told them I'd die of old age before I ever paid it off.
They told me "just sell the mortgage."
I told them I'd die of old age before I ever paid it off.
They told me "just sell the mortgage."
Sounds like a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be in charge of a goddamn trash can.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sounds like a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be in charge of a goddamn trash can.
I do not think they do, no.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I do not think they do, no.
Woke is originally black slang for awakening to how the world works, so this checks out.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Woke is originally black slang for awakening to how the world works, so this checks out.
My mom and stepdad genuinely think this is a good thing. I told them I'll probably die of old age before I've paid off any house I could buy. They said, "sell the mortgage."
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My mom and stepdad genuinely think this is a good thing. I told them I'll probably die of old age before I've paid off any house I could buy. They said, "sell the mortgage."
"I'll have to look into this," BITCH, HE JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU POINT-FOR-POINT!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"I'll have to look into this," BITCH, HE JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU POINT-FOR-POINT!!!!!
I feel this in my SOUL.
I worked at a restaurant for 7 years, and by far the worst customers we got all year were the after-church crowd every Sunday. Rude, mean, racist, refused to tip. They have a little pow-wow with Jesus, then do literally the exact opposite of everything he told them to do.
I worked at a restaurant for 7 years, and by far the worst customers we got all year were the after-church crowd every Sunday. Rude, mean, racist, refused to tip. They have a little pow-wow with Jesus, then do literally the exact opposite of everything he told them to do.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I feel this in my SOUL.
I worked at a restaurant for 7 years, and by far the worst customers we got all year were the after-church crowd every Sunday. Rude, mean, racist, refused to tip. They have a little pow-wow with Jesus, then do literally the exact opposite of everything he told them to do.
I worked at a restaurant for 7 years, and by far the worst customers we got all year were the after-church crowd every Sunday. Rude, mean, racist, refused to tip. They have a little pow-wow with Jesus, then do literally the exact opposite of everything he told them to do.
I really wish my mom and stepdad would finally turn on the orange shit-stain. They still worship the ground he walks on because all they watch is Fox, Newsmax, and OAN.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really wish my mom and stepdad would finally turn on the orange shit-stain. They still worship the ground he walks on because all they watch is Fox, Newsmax, and OAN.
It's genuinely getting harder to tell whether he's lying, or he's suffering from dementia and the things he says occur independently of any potential brain activity... hell, at this point, I'm reasonably certain it's both.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's genuinely getting harder to tell whether he's lying, or he's suffering from dementia and the things he says occur independently of any potential brain activity... hell, at this point, I'm reasonably certain it's both.
From now on, every reporter should answer with "I'm from Fox."
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
From now on, every reporter should answer with "I'm from Fox."
That was hard to read lol bro's on all the copium
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That was hard to read lol bro's on all the copium
By not knowing how tariffs work. The orange shit-stain's supporters will watch the price of steak go down after this, and assume it was because the tariffs finally worked.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
By not knowing how tariffs work. The orange shit-stain's supporters will watch the price of steak go down after this, and assume it was because the tariffs finally worked.
That's what separates us from RepubliKKKans, really.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's locked up for the rest of his life.
When they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they deny it, and vote for him again.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's locked up for the rest of his life.
When they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they deny it, and vote for him again.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
That's what separates us from RepubliKKKans, really.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's locked up for the rest of his life.
When they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they deny it, and vote for him again.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's locked up for the rest of his life.
When they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they deny it, and vote for him again.
I dearly and sincerely hope so, but I really doubt it. They'll think it's just a "liberal atheist satanist socialist communist scheme to take down the hero."
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I dearly and sincerely hope so, but I really doubt it. They'll think it's just a "liberal atheist satanist socialist communist scheme to take down the hero."
Another helping of chicken tacos.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Another helping of chicken tacos.
My parents are huge MAGAt orange-shit-stain supporters, and they have absolutely no idea she's turned on him. Zero upkeep with current events. All they watch is Fox and Newsmax.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My parents are huge MAGAt orange-shit-stain supporters, and they have absolutely no idea she's turned on him. Zero upkeep with current events. All they watch is Fox and Newsmax.
Unfortunately, my mom and stepdad still vehemently support him. They just buy any lie he tells them without bothering to question anything, even when I present contradictory evidence to disprove his claims. They refute is as "liberal propaganda."
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Unfortunately, my mom and stepdad still vehemently support him. They just buy any lie he tells them without bothering to question anything, even when I present contradictory evidence to disprove his claims. They refute is as "liberal propaganda."
You forgot one
"You're a very low-IQ person" = Stop making me look dumb
"You're a very low-IQ person" = Stop making me look dumb
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You forgot one
"You're a very low-IQ person" = Stop making me look dumb
"You're a very low-IQ person" = Stop making me look dumb
This was way funnier than it had any right to be
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This was way funnier than it had any right to be
Don't threaten me with a good time.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
That's what separates us from RepubliKKKans and Trumpublicans, really.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's thrown in prison forever.
If they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they'll do anything to justify voting for him again.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's thrown in prison forever.
If they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they'll do anything to justify voting for him again.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That's what separates us from RepubliKKKans and Trumpublicans, really.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's thrown in prison forever.
If they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they'll do anything to justify voting for him again.
If we find out the guy we voted for is a pedophile, we denounce him and demand he's thrown in prison forever.
If they find out the guy they voted for is a pedophile, they'll do anything to justify voting for him again.